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Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-07-17 12:49 PM CT (US)         
YURI PARTY!






For years, the lily (yuri in Japanese) has been a symbol of feminine passion and sexuality--



NYET! LEETLE GORLS GO AWAY!
THIS IS YURI PARTY




NOW YURI GO INTO SAUNA

NOW IS STEAMY YURI PARTY!




Sigposts
1 - Yuri Popovich Chopov, who love to laugh
[34] - Yuri Axelovich Manilov, discussing history
69 - Yuri Lurovich Kurov, disparaging the Western capitalist pigs
[93] - Yuri Mithrilovich Rystar', accidentally celebrating another famous Yuri while asking dangerous questions
100 - Yuri Lurovich Kurov, keeping the sauna steamy and warm
[420] - Yuri Popovich Chopov, smoking something besides fine Russian tobacco!
500 - Yuri Popovich Chopov, getting a rumbly tummy
[777] - Yuri Vinylevna Djponova, giving hiring advice
1000 - Yuri Mithrilovich Rystar', wondering how to deal with backward islands that drive on the wrong side of the road
[1112] - Yuri Majorevich Helpersky, doing an excellent job of fulfilling his role as Penultimo
1337 - Yuri Popovich Chopov, demonstrating dangerous intellectual tendencies
1500 - Yuri Gospodinovich Sipov, regretting his place in line
[1701] - Yuri Ivanovich Pokoynyy, boldly going where no man has gone before
2000 - Yuri Mithrilovich Rystar', dangerously questioning authority instead of putting more water on rocks
[2016] - Yuri Lurovich Kurov, unleashing Comrade Yuri Donaldovich Trumpov into the sauna! Oh no!
[2161] - Yuri Popovich Chopov, disparaging dinosaurs
[2222] - Yuri Rofovich Lofov, making us all hungry
2500 - Yuri Oliovich Verov, SAVING CHRISTMAS FOR YURIS EVERYWHERE!
[[2525]] - Bureintanto-chan, playing strange songs while looking at other girls









RULES

1. Ladies only
2. Keep steam going.
3. All are Yuri. Non-Yuri is forbidden. So no yaoi.
4. Yuri is best love.
5. Drink your sake.




Bitey Sauna for Non Yuris

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Splash Splash LVI - All aboard the SS ESS ESS! by John the Late (12.11.15, 2520)
Splash Splash LV - Panzer Vorwärts! by Chud (10.03.15, 2502)
Splash Splash LIV - The Christmas Truce by Popeychops (07.05.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LIII - Splashes, Please by Moff (04.24.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LII - The Revolutionary Republic by Popeychops (01.18.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LI: Anarchy! by ax_man1 (09.28.14, 2500)
Splash Splash L: The United Splashes General Assembly by Popeychops (07.09.14, 2512)
Splash Splash XLVIX: Fantastic Fantasy And All The Other Stuff That Accompanies It by Major Helper (03.24.14, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVIII: Speakeasy by trebuchet king (10.27.13, 2501)
Splash Splash XLVII - The First Splashtastic Empire by Moff (06.06.13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVI - Dead Cthulhu Awakens by ax_man1 (03.16.13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLV - The Vatican of Pope Popeychops I by Popeychops (01.01.13, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIV: The Year That Never Should Have Been by CarolKarine 12.31.12*, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIII - The Dark Side Of The Splash by Felix36 (07.31.12, 2502)
Splash Splash XLII: Aperture Science by TitanKing (05.10.12, 2529)
Splash Splash XLI: The Splashclear Wasteland by Other White Meat (02.24.12, 2573)
Splash Splash XL: Splashplotation! by Lord Basse (11.28.11, 2541)
Splash Splash XXXIX - The Gentlemen's Banquet by Turty (07.22.11, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXVIII - The Spamish Inquisition by Lord Basse (02.17.11, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVII - AoKH Gazette Times Weekly by morgoth bauglir (07.26.10, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVI -- Ultra Hip Old School Edition by Aro (07.20.08, 1900)
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud (02.22.08, 2501)
Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu (10.25.07, 2542)
Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk (08.30.07, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse (08.02.07, 2511)
Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily (05.20.07, 2557)
Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea (03.03.07, 2523)
Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud (01.01.07, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre (11.20.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over byThunder77 (09.20.06, 2500)
Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav (07.31.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver (06.06.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet (05.02.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea (04.12.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight (03.24.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood (03.06.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe (01.02.06, 2501)
Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo (10.12.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2 (08.07.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW (06.28.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by trebuchet king (04.22.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood (01.27.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy (12.14.04, 2502)
Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo (11.14.04, 2500)
Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish II (09.27.04, 2501)
Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1 (08.28.04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight (08.17.04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe (07.08.04, 2502)
Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good (05.19.04, 2500)
Splash Splash VII - The Coma Continues by Darkmaster (03.29.04, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100 (02.08.04, 2500)
Splash Splash V: Resuscitated by nav (01.05.04, 2500)
Rattle, Rattle by Adder (11.19.03, 2500)
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Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100 (06.23.03, 2500)
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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology

[This message has been edited by Moff von Degurechaff (edited 03-27-2018 @ 11:09 PM).]

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Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 03-07-17 12:51 PM CT (US)     1 / 2531       
On today, of all days, this made me laugh when on any other I'd have just closed the thread.

Great job

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Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-07-17 12:53 PM CT (US)     2 / 2531       
Spasibo, Yuri Popovich.

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology

[This message has been edited by Moff Yittreas (edited 03-07-2017 @ 12:54 PM).]

Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 03-07-17 12:54 PM CT (US)     3 / 2531       
is yuri time


Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)
posted 03-07-17 12:56 PM CT (US)     4 / 2531       
I bring this flower to contribute. Thank goodness for safe search.


Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 03-07-17 03:02 PM CT (US)     5 / 2531       


Well, that explains a lot

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Dead_End
Cavalier
posted 03-07-17 05:18 PM CT (US)     6 / 2531       
I.. Uhm.. What?

*splashes*
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-07-17 05:21 PM CT (US)     7 / 2531       
...No one else has even posted a competing theme.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Mithril Knight
Squire
posted 03-07-17 05:47 PM CT (US)     8 / 2531       
Did somebody say... yuri?


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Elder Terrier
Banned
posted 03-07-17 06:20 PM CT (US)     9 / 2531       
I -

*disk in flight* Oh, no...

*spams Flak Tracks*
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-07-17 09:16 PM CT (US)     10 / 2531       
Do... do I win by default?

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
CarolKarine
Squire
posted 03-07-17 09:32 PM CT (US)     11 / 2531       
I guess.

hooeee this is a bizarre topic.

Proud owner of Splash Splash XLIV: Leave it there for someone to find, Which is on record for being the fastest thread to reach 2500 posts - which was completed in 28 hours and 17 minutes, from start to finish!
Yeah, the republican party is pretty much one big schizophrenic ball of contradictions nowadays. - Ax_man1
double post for milestone, then relentlessly bash on the community for the hell of it... stay classy thymole. - Lurker
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-07-17 09:40 PM CT (US)     12 / 2531       
...Ironically enough, Yuri Gagarin's birthday is on March 9. Clearly, we should've let Mithril's thread drag out even longer.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Elder Terrier
Banned
posted 03-07-17 09:48 PM CT (US)     13 / 2531       
Do... do I win by default?
Unfortunately, SpoilerFest had to be cancelled due to scheduling conflicts.

So it would seem so.
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-07-17 09:58 PM CT (US)     14 / 2531       
Crud. That means also means I'm still married to Lurkur and Sipia. And we have to figure out which boat Lurkur is.

...Submarines are good at lurking, but things are already loli enough...

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
ax_man1
Squire
posted 03-07-17 10:02 PM CT (US)     15 / 2531       
...

(asdf because apparently you can't just submit '...')

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are
oliver
Squire
posted 03-07-17 10:18 PM CT (US)     16 / 2531       
*drinks my wodka*

Probably shouldn't do that while drawing. I hope the client will appreciate wobbly walls.

[This message has been edited by oliver (edited 03-07-2017 @ 10:37 PM).]

Elder Terrier
Banned
posted 03-07-17 10:34 PM CT (US)     17 / 2531       
Hey, maybe it will become the latest thing in modern homemaking.

And if we should see a building with deliberately shaky walls, we shall credit them as being inspired by the works of one quite artistic person:

I present to you: Waldkas by oliver of Oliver Island.

oliver
Squire
posted 03-07-17 10:37 PM CT (US)     18 / 2531       
I imagine the masons would take all the credit of any fashionable wobbliness.
Elder Terrier
Banned
posted 03-07-17 10:42 PM CT (US)     19 / 2531       
Of course. Those free-bird-masons would take credit for any stone that passes.
Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 03-08-17 01:27 AM CT (US)     20 / 2531       
We're not married you stupid moff. You kissed a passing cat in front of a trashcan in the alley while completely shitfaced... Presumably from rather too much wodka, judging from the smell that day. Seriously you need to sort yourself up, you still reek of the stuff


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And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]

[This message has been edited by Lurkur (edited 03-08-2017 @ 01:29 AM).]

Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 03-08-17 02:49 AM CT (US)     21 / 2531       
Lemme tell you; getting a driver's license as an autistic person is a barrel of laughs. I'm being taught by a driving instructor who specializes in people like me. It really does help, I'm not sure if I'd get anywhere without him, but naturally he also charges... a considerable fee for his services. And they say college is what will put you in debt.

On top of that, the government bureau requires me to have a little chat with a psychiatrist to determine whether or not I'm capable of driving in spite of my condition. Fair enough. I'll also need to fill in this online form, print it out, and take it with me. Yeah, okay, I can do that. But before we let you print out the form, that'll be 34 euros. Wait, what, why?! The entire process was automated! There's literally no reason to charge me for this, especially since they're the ones who made this process mandatory in the first place! Cheeky bastards.

Oh, and I'll be paying for the psychiatrist myself, too, of course. And I thought the driving instructor was expensive. Do you know how many games I could buy from this money?

In total, this joke cost me more than my dad earns in a full day of work, all for what amounts to a piece of paper I filled in myself and half an hour of playing Twenty Questions with the good doctor. And the thought that at the end of all this, some desk monkey will take a cursory glance at the report (after six whole weeks of doing nothing, of course, because efficiency is only ever expected from my end), mumble "Eh, okay" and slap the "approve" button after which this whole thing will be meaningless makes me sick. I get why this needs to happen, but how it happens, now that's another story entirely. Even the most obstructive bureaucrats would blush at this nonsense.

And after all that there'll be a test where someone from the bureau will sit in the backseat and have a look-see at how well I drive. At least this time it has practical relevance.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
oliver
Squire
posted 03-08-17 04:14 AM CT (US)     22 / 2531       
From the sounds of that, I wonder if I shouldn't be happy I was diagnosed after I finished all those early adulthood obligations.

I've never met another autistic person in real life, so I have no clue what they/you/I/we are supposed to be. I kind-of hope they also take pride in being able to divide an A3-paper into two perfect halves with 0.00015% error margin.

Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 03-08-17 05:20 AM CT (US)     23 / 2531       
Hah! I can't even draw in a straight line.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
oliver
Squire
posted 03-08-17 06:19 AM CT (US)     24 / 2531       
Both are completely useless as a professional, I can tell you.

Nobody gave me credit at the office, either, for arranging all the magazines in series of conchoids with positive values of a.

(Actually, that's a lie. I just made wavy patterns I liked. They still didn't notice. Bastards.)
CarolKarine
Squire
posted 03-08-17 07:28 AM CT (US)     25 / 2531       
Even the most obstructive bureaucrats would blush at this nonsense.
And to think the process to get a hunting license here in Georgia can be completed in under 24 hours for a 13-year-old.

Proud owner of Splash Splash XLIV: Leave it there for someone to find, Which is on record for being the fastest thread to reach 2500 posts - which was completed in 28 hours and 17 minutes, from start to finish!
Yeah, the republican party is pretty much one big schizophrenic ball of contradictions nowadays. - Ax_man1
double post for milestone, then relentlessly bash on the community for the hell of it... stay classy thymole. - Lurker
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