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Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-07-17 12:49 PM CT (US)         
YURI PARTY!






For years, the lily (yuri in Japanese) has been a symbol of feminine passion and sexuality--



NYET! LEETLE GORLS GO AWAY!
THIS IS YURI PARTY




NOW YURI GO INTO SAUNA

NOW IS STEAMY YURI PARTY!




Sigposts
1 - Yuri Popovich Chopov, who love to laugh
[34] - Yuri Axelovich Manilov, discussing history
69 - Yuri Lurovich Kurov, disparaging the Western capitalist pigs
[93] - Yuri Mithrilovich Rystar', accidentally celebrating another famous Yuri while asking dangerous questions
100 - Yuri Lurovich Kurov, keeping the sauna steamy and warm
[420] - Yuri Popovich Chopov, smoking something besides fine Russian tobacco!
500 - Yuri Popovich Chopov, getting a rumbly tummy
[777] - Yuri Vinylevna Djponova, giving hiring advice
1000 - Yuri Mithrilovich Rystar', wondering how to deal with backward islands that drive on the wrong side of the road
[1112] - Yuri Majorevich Helpersky, doing an excellent job of fulfilling his role as Penultimo
1337 - Yuri Popovich Chopov, demonstrating dangerous intellectual tendencies
1500 - Yuri Gospodinovich Sipov, regretting his place in line
[1701] - Yuri Ivanovich Pokoynyy, boldly going where no man has gone before
2000 - Yuri Mithrilovich Rystar', dangerously questioning authority instead of putting more water on rocks
[2016] - Yuri Lurovich Kurov, unleashing Comrade Yuri Donaldovich Trumpov into the sauna! Oh no!
[2161] - Yuri Popovich Chopov, disparaging dinosaurs
[2222] - Yuri Rofovich Lofov, making us all hungry
2500 - Yuri Oliovich Verov, SAVING CHRISTMAS FOR YURIS EVERYWHERE!
[[2525]] - Bureintanto-chan, playing strange songs while looking at other girls









RULES

1. Ladies only
2. Keep steam going.
3. All are Yuri. Non-Yuri is forbidden. So no yaoi.
4. Yuri is best love.
5. Drink your sake.




Bitey Sauna for Non Yuris

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology

[This message has been edited by Moff von Degurechaff (edited 03-27-2018 @ 11:09 PM).]

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Neochud
Squire
(id: Taichud)
posted 04-25-17 09:03 PM CT (US)     476 / 2531       
Moff, how does it feel knowing that a reasonable number of North Korean infantrymen could easily defeat Jedi because the speed of the bullets and rapid firing rate of the assault rifles that our primitive mono-planetary civilization has developed would make mincemeat of lightsaber users used to deflecting slow and ineffective blaster bolts?

Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-25-17 10:44 PM CT (US)     477 / 2531       
I was going to issue StG44s (with space materials) to Imperial troopers for that very reason in one RPG. <_<

And speaking of WW2/Star Wars... >_>

Ain't no Yuri Party like a Iosip Party. <_<

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology

[This message has been edited by Moff von Degurechaff (edited 04-25-2017 @ 11:03 PM).]

Neochud
Squire
(id: Taichud)
posted 04-26-17 09:25 AM CT (US)     478 / 2531       
Stalin's a cool guy. He's really the life of the party.

Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-26-17 12:39 PM CT (US)     479 / 2531       
...Oh, Sippyhorse... I'd like a stern word with youuuuuuu...

*starts looking up horsemeat recipes*

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 04-26-17 01:03 PM CT (US)     480 / 2531       
Oh, don't get your panties in a twist.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-26-17 01:05 PM CT (US)     481 / 2531       
Oof. Truly, you are the ultimate panty warrior. And speaking of... I didn't even know I got this one:

Wicked Cool!
You've earned the Japan badge
As if we weren't already blown away by your lifetime achievements, you've stepped it up to walk 1,869 miles—the full length of Japan. It may not be a stamp in the passport, but your travels added another badge to your collection!
Verry honorabru. Also, that was from March 31st. I need to check my email more.

I got the India badge (1997 miles)... uh, eight days ago. So I walked 128 miles in 18 days. So, how often do you guys go for walks/runs for exercise?

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology

[This message has been edited by Moff von Degurechaff (edited 04-26-2017 @ 01:25 PM).]

Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 04-26-17 01:42 PM CT (US)     482 / 2531       
excuse my ignorance but what is that from

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
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["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-26-17 02:47 PM CT (US)     483 / 2531       
My fitness band.

I knew about the India award, but I didn't know there was a Japan one. It seemed appropriate.

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Neochud
Squire
(id: Taichud)
posted 04-26-17 03:18 PM CT (US)     484 / 2531       
So, how many days till the Russia award?

Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-26-17 03:24 PM CT (US)     485 / 2531       
Well, a quick Google says Russia is 9000 kilometers. So... 502 days if I maintain my average. Or, Monday, September 10, 2018.

EDIT: However, it looks like the next badge is 2500 miles.

Ah. They have a Russian railway one (5772), and then a 7900 mile one which is the last one.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology

[This message has been edited by Moff von Degurechaff (edited 04-26-2017 @ 03:31 PM).]

oliver
Squire
posted 04-26-17 07:53 PM CT (US)     486 / 2531       
how often do you guys go for walks/runs for exercise?
On weekdays, just 20 min (to and from the station). I get 50 minutes of intense physical exercise by riding the morning rush train, though.

My body is in good shape, although thin by Swedish standards. Last time I weighed myself (seven months ago), I was on 73 kg, with 192 cm. Prolly the same now. I'd estimate my wife's weight to 45-46 kg these days.

Not everyone here is like that, though.

[This message has been edited by oliver (edited 04-26-2017 @ 08:06 PM).]

Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 04-27-17 09:10 AM CT (US)     487 / 2531       
Happy King's Day, everybody. Not that most Dutch people really care about the king's birthday, but it's a national holiday and stuff.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-27-17 03:22 PM CT (US)     488 / 2531       
Bestu. Anime.

EVAR.

And happy King's day. I guess. I guess yesterday was Happy First Lady Day.

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology

[This message has been edited by Moff von Degurechaff (edited 04-27-2017 @ 03:37 PM).]

zyxomma100
Squire
posted 04-28-17 03:09 PM CT (US)     489 / 2531       
Merry Christmas, everyone! What did you all get from Santa?

zyxomma100- Age of Kings Heaven forumer
Proudly thwarting Dark_Aro's evil plans since 2002
"There is nothing more sad than watching a teutonic knight chasing a petard."
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 04-28-17 03:12 PM CT (US)     490 / 2531       
I managed to tear off a piece of his coat, what about you?

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
zyxomma100
Squire
posted 04-28-17 03:17 PM CT (US)     491 / 2531       
All I managed to get was a piece from the seat of his pants. Maybe if we all pool the various torn away pieces, we can put it together and have our very own authentic Santa outfit!

zyxomma100- Age of Kings Heaven forumer
Proudly thwarting Dark_Aro's evil plans since 2002
"There is nothing more sad than watching a teutonic knight chasing a petard."
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 04-28-17 03:25 PM CT (US)     492 / 2531       
But then comes the paradox: Which is the original Santa outfit? The one we made from the old pieces, or the one he's wearing? Or both?

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
zyxomma100
Squire
posted 04-28-17 03:48 PM CT (US)     493 / 2531       
Is this the time to be asking philosophical questions? We have more important things to worry about, like who gets to wear the suit first once we put it back together?

zyxomma100- Age of Kings Heaven forumer
Proudly thwarting Dark_Aro's evil plans since 2002
"There is nothing more sad than watching a teutonic knight chasing a petard."
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-28-17 04:21 PM CT (US)     494 / 2531       
Even more importantly... which boat will you be when the theme changes around 500?

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Mithril Knight
Squire
posted 04-28-17 10:29 PM CT (US)     495 / 2531       
*throws tacos towards post 496*

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Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 04-28-17 10:52 PM CT (US)     496 / 2531       
oi sippyyyyyy wanna go to white castle e_e

Actually nevermind, these tacos will do

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]

[This message has been edited by Lurkur (edited 04-28-2017 @ 10:56 PM).]

The Great Artiste
Serial No. 44-27353
(id: Great_Artiste)
posted 04-29-17 02:15 AM CT (US)     497 / 2531       
Could someone kindly explain the Santa problem and theme changing

Co-creator and leader of Monsoon Studios

You are kneeling with your tongue out? What exactly do you think is going to happen here? - Matt

A drush is not a knockout punch; it is the first punch in a combo - Barbarossa
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 04-29-17 02:40 AM CT (US)     498 / 2531       
oi sippyyyyyy wanna go to white castle e_e
Ehh, I don't really care about burgers either. But at least there's no pizza.
Could someone kindly explain the Santa problem and theme changing
The Santa thing is mostly just me and Zyx messing around. If you mean the paradox, I was making a reference to the Ship of Theseus. As for the theme, changing it is unusual, so I'm not sure what's about to happen. Chalk it up to Moff and his scheming.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
The Great Artiste
Serial No. 44-27353
(id: Great_Artiste)
posted 04-29-17 03:24 AM CT (US)     499 / 2531       
Thanks Sipia
Also why tearing apart poor Santa's suit when there a dozens available in the stores (just had a bit disturbing mind picture of a half naked Santa running around with a crowd running after him, having small pieces of red clothing in their hands)

Co-creator and leader of Monsoon Studios

You are kneeling with your tongue out? What exactly do you think is going to happen here? - Matt

A drush is not a knockout punch; it is the first punch in a combo - Barbarossa

[This message has been edited by Great_Artiste (edited 04-29-2017 @ 03:26 AM).]

Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 04-29-17 07:47 AM CT (US)     500 / 2531       
I got a "Just Eat" Burger King advert. Wow

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Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
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"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
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