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Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-07-17 12:49 PM CT (US)         
YURI PARTY!






For years, the lily (yuri in Japanese) has been a symbol of feminine passion and sexuality--



NYET! LEETLE GORLS GO AWAY!
THIS IS YURI PARTY




NOW YURI GO INTO SAUNA

NOW IS STEAMY YURI PARTY!




Sigposts
1 - Yuri Popovich Chopov, who love to laugh
[34] - Yuri Axelovich Manilov, discussing history
69 - Yuri Lurovich Kurov, disparaging the Western capitalist pigs
[93] - Yuri Mithrilovich Rystar', accidentally celebrating another famous Yuri while asking dangerous questions
100 - Yuri Lurovich Kurov, keeping the sauna steamy and warm
[420] - Yuri Popovich Chopov, smoking something besides fine Russian tobacco!
500 - Yuri Popovich Chopov, getting a rumbly tummy
[777] - Yuri Vinylevna Djponova, giving hiring advice
1000 - Yuri Mithrilovich Rystar', wondering how to deal with backward islands that drive on the wrong side of the road
[1112] - Yuri Majorevich Helpersky, doing an excellent job of fulfilling his role as Penultimo
1337 - Yuri Popovich Chopov, demonstrating dangerous intellectual tendencies
1500 - Yuri Gospodinovich Sipov, regretting his place in line
[1701] - Yuri Ivanovich Pokoynyy, boldly going where no man has gone before
2000 - Yuri Mithrilovich Rystar', dangerously questioning authority instead of putting more water on rocks
[2016] - Yuri Lurovich Kurov, unleashing Comrade Yuri Donaldovich Trumpov into the sauna! Oh no!
[2161] - Yuri Popovich Chopov, disparaging dinosaurs
[2222] - Yuri Rofovich Lofov, making us all hungry
2500 - Yuri Oliovich Verov, SAVING CHRISTMAS FOR YURIS EVERYWHERE!
[[2525]] - Bureintanto-chan, playing strange songs while looking at other girls









RULES

1. Ladies only
2. Keep steam going.
3. All are Yuri. Non-Yuri is forbidden. So no yaoi.
4. Yuri is best love.
5. Drink your sake.




Bitey Sauna for Non Yuris

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology

[This message has been edited by Moff von Degurechaff (edited 03-27-2018 @ 11:09 PM).]

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Lurkur
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(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 07-04-17 03:42 PM CT (US)     976 / 2531       
Happy Fourth of July, whatever


"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 07-04-17 03:56 PM CT (US)     977 / 2531       
"US Lincoln," eh? Maybe USS Abraham Lincoln, CVN-72. Because the other option is SSBN-602, which would be a submarine if you can't read hull classification code.
Later that year, a supposed transcript of an exchange between Abraham Lincoln and a Canadian lighthouse was widely disseminated on the Internet. The Navy has officially denied it occurred,[7] but it continues to circulate.[8]

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 07-04-17 04:00 PM CT (US)     978 / 2531       
Now, don't forget to provide the fresh carcass of a small animal as an offering to the bald eagle so it'll leave presents under the flag.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 07-04-17 04:09 PM CT (US)     979 / 2531       
C'mere, little Sippy...

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
ax_man1
Squire
posted 07-04-17 10:42 PM CT (US)     980 / 2531       
Also be sure to leave milk and cookies out for Captain America.

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ax_man1
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posted 07-05-17 02:18 AM CT (US)     981 / 2531       
I don't like BuzzFeed, but damn did some Trumpkins get triggered when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence...

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Vinyl
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posted 07-05-17 05:00 AM CT (US)     982 / 2531       
Alright. I think it's time for me to say goodbye. I think the truth of the matter is that this community isn't particularly interested in my interests. More generally, spending time online makes me feel worse. So, bye. Sorry if this sounds terse. Not my intention. Just no feeling up to much.

Can reach me (sparingly) at karat-t@hotmail
Neochud
Squire
(id: Taichud)
posted 07-05-17 08:03 AM CT (US)     983 / 2531       
Good luck and take care!

Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 07-05-17 08:04 AM CT (US)     984 / 2531       
Wrong thread, Ax.

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
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AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 07-05-17 08:05 AM CT (US)     985 / 2531       
Good luck with your future endeavours.

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Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 07-05-17 08:10 AM CT (US)     986 / 2531       
Take care, Vinyl. I hope you find a place that makes you feel better. I can understand where you're coming from.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 07-05-17 09:53 AM CT (US)     987 / 2531       
Shame you're leaving. If you ever change your mind, you know where to find us.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Mithril Knight
Squire
posted 07-05-17 05:17 PM CT (US)     988 / 2531       
Take care, Vinyl.

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Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 07-06-17 07:08 AM CT (US)     989 / 2531       



New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology

[This message has been edited by Moff von Degurechaff (edited 07-06-2017 @ 07:25 AM).]

Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 07-06-17 08:49 AM CT (US)     990 / 2531       
Joke's funny (saw that picture before though), but Columbus believing the world was round wasn't anything new for his day. However, he believed that the world was much smaller than what was (and is) the scientific consensus and that thus India was easily reachable by just sailing West for a while. And on that front, he was completely wrong. So if America didn't happen to be where it is, they'd have run out of supplies and he would've doomed himself and his crew to a slow death.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 07-06-17 08:51 AM CT (US)     991 / 2531       
So what you're saying is... American came to save the mothaf**kin' day, yeah? >_>


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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
ax_man1
Squire
posted 07-06-17 12:58 PM CT (US)     992 / 2531       
Pic is a repost. That was already an old AgeToon back when I was a fresh-faced newbie.

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Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 07-06-17 02:07 PM CT (US)     993 / 2531       
That's pretty ancient, then.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
ax_man1
Squire
posted 07-06-17 02:57 PM CT (US)     994 / 2531       
Yeah, you'd have been like...three or something

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Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 07-07-17 08:52 AM CT (US)     995 / 2531       
Someone on my FB just posted a video of Her Majesty the Queen booping a pony's snoot.

https://imgur.com/StALJ7f

Ah, good. A link.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 07-09-17 09:09 AM CT (US)     996 / 2531       
THE PRESIDENT WAS JUST ASSASSINATED!

...

Well, not really. But it's been way too quiet the past couple days so I felt like I had to say something mildly shocking to wake everyone up.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 07-09-17 09:43 AM CT (US)     997 / 2531       
You managed to make me tense my eyelids for a second there

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Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 07-09-17 12:04 PM CT (US)     998 / 2531       
dude, wat the fug. im just waking up here e_e


"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
ax_man1
Squire
posted 07-09-17 03:14 PM CT (US)     999 / 2531       
The British (and Japanese) are doing it wrong...


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Mithril Knight
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posted 07-09-17 03:44 PM CT (US)     1000 / 2531       
I wonder how do they manage the border crossings between countries that drive on opposite side of the road.

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