Now that we've posted our "old" content for the week, it's time for some "new". Your happy-go-lucky dictator has been a loyal patron of our beloved Age of Kings Heaven for six years now, but here's something I never told you: in all of that time I spent foruming and bossing other people around, there has always been what I believed to be the ultimate "freakin' awesome" content, information that lays hidden within the depths of our archived Strategy forum, information that I always believed should go up on the main site for all to see. And that content, my friends, is now our
Back in 1999 and 2000, famous game designer
Q) what's the difference between a designer and a programmer?
A) A programmer makes games work. A designer makes games fun.Q) Do you ever get bored designing games?
A) No. I get bored going to marketing meetings, negotiating vision statements, etc. There are plenty of boring activities in the life of a game designer, but actually designing the games is most definitely NOT one of them. These other activities are highly resented by most designers because they keep us away from what we love –doing games. Q) Can you make a unique archer unit that can kill any alive unit with one shot, but with really low accuratcy, and expensive to produce.
A) Certainly. It's called a trebuchet.Q) is the real reason Centaurs were left out of the game because MS didn't want them eating dolphins?
A) Centaurs were left out of the game because the MS guys thought we were making fun of them. What with having humans who were also horse's rear ends, you see.Q) I disagree that no one would use a grow back feature in forest. The Babylonians planted 2 trees for every tree they cut down
A) This explains why Iraq is such a densely-forested region to this dayQ) Also what should I do when my little sis all of sudden "wants" to use the computer as i sit down??
A) hide a candy bar in her room. Then tell her there's a candy bar hidden in her room. She'll depart to find it. Don't cheat - if she ever decides there's not really a candy bar, you can't use this technique any more.
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[This message has been edited by Aro (edited 09-18-2008 @ 04:04 AM).]