High up in a gloomy tower of HeavenGames headquarters, two moderators were stationed. One young and impetuous, pacing around the room, the other more experienced and patient, sat behind the desk. "Revive the Community Spotlight, they said," the younger one grumbled, perhaps for the third time so far. "How should I know what to do? I've barely been here for a week!"
"It's probably not that hard," the seated one spoke. "All we need is a random, hapless person to interview. We can even choose someone who's already been interviewed once before if all else fails."
The standing moderator stopped pacing and smirked. "So the first poor fool that comes to mind will do? In that case, I choose..."
Realizing just in time what his younger colleague was about to say, the older moderator quickly stood up, both men pointing at each other. "You!" they shouted simultaneously. Thus, the first two subjects of the revived Community Spotlight were decided.
--Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom
"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
--Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late
[This message has been edited by Lord Sipia (edited 09-23-2017 @ 06:25 AM).]