The AoKH Betting Thread - Pretty Town Contest 2017
Or
Get-the-hell-in-here-and-taunt-your-fellow-designer thread.
Scensor this thread all you like, I don't give a SHlT!
All the awesome betting threads from the past:
How to compete:
Pick out
Arrange them from first to fifth place and take a f'cking seat! Nothing will happen until the results are announced in the PTC thread, so shut your trap about things taking to long!
1. NAME OF CONTESTANT
2. NAME OF CONTESTANT
3. NAME OF CONTESTANT
4. NAME OF CONTESTANT
5. NAME OF CONTESTANT
Prize: Steam voucher worth 5€
Prize:
Rules:
• Judges of the competition may not place a bet. (What moron wouldn't understand that in the first place?)
• Betting on yourself is allowed. (Narcissistic warthogs beware!)
• Changing your bet is allowed if you do it before the results are shown. (I like the part where you fart-brains copy each others bets. That always give me a sweet tender headache.)
• Using smurf-accounts to place more than one bet is not allowed and will result in disqualification. (If you are this dumb you better see a morgue, 'cause you're probably dead in the head. And I f'cking hate those blue bastards!)
• Bribes are not needed but appreciated.
• Your newest bet is the only bet that counts, all else aren't counted. (But I always laugh behind my keyboard when I see your pathetic attempts at guessing the right winner.)
• If bets are identical, the first player to post it wins. (People don't seem to get the saying "First come first served".)
• Just because all of the right players are on your list doesn't mean you win. You need to have them in the right order. (Just like playing on horses. Except you're the horse this time around. Deal with it horse-face!)
• Downloading and playing an entry before the results are shown is not allowed. (It would be like buying a prostitute to practice having sex before you actually have sex with your girlfriend for the first time. It's cheating!)
How to win:
How to win:
scores of the competition are shown, he sees that he has
gotten the two first competitors right. However the last
three are not in the right order.
This gives him
This gives Kakashimoto
This give Der Bicht
2. Laganos the Rich
3. Lord Fukuama
4. WaslerMega
5. Jonathan the Lake
People who have signed up for the current contest -
He's an eyeless, boneless,
chickenless egg. Back to back
fighting with the pecking order
of his ego. He's probably
gonna chicken out of this
competition. If he doesn't
thought, be sure to bring
a turkey baster.
Wow! This guy lost his last
milk tooth a loooong time ago.
This guy is so old and cold,
people use his mouth as a
freezer in Alaska.
If he manage to defrost
himself though he will
be as dangerous as a yeti...
An old infirm yeti.
I'm going to go soft on
you G_A, you're new and a
bit to young to understand
when the grownups talk.
We understand you want to
play with the big boys
and we will happily play
along. Go get them sport!
Oh and nice looking
*snrk*
Urrghh! What is that smell!!?
Why it's Ol' Bass! The oldest
fish in the can! Too bad the
expiration date has passed on
this guy, he used to be the
cutest little fish in our
fishy little pond of AoKH.
Maybe we should throw him
back into Mare Nostrum?
WheneverIseethisguys
gravatarIthinkof... this
And seriously find the f'cking
Ignorance isn't cute no
matter what they told you
in school.
I'm not sure if this guy
likes Bill Cosby or Sidney
Crosby or if he is paying tribute
to our old lost friend
croatianboss? Everything
tends to confuse me about
this fellow. He's like a
roller-coaster tunnel
without a train.
More like Sunzet, am I right!?
ZzZzZz....
OH! I'm sorry, I fell asleep
for a while there. It's not
like this guy could keep me
awake at night, playing his
newest scenario.
Ohh Lord Pumpkin! Your
presence is inspiring
to all of us. I the
great and humble Lildbehr
shall bask in your orange
glow until you leave or
side, once again in a
sortie of triumph.
Don't be fooled, he's a
male contestant. Although
some of "his" scenarios have
very girlish names.
And most of the time
"he" likes to
things up a little to much.
Vanity is not something
you embrace Carol, it
will in the end be the
downfall of both you and
the entire human race.
A man from a tightly packed
island. This guy should actually
be Dutch like so many others
here on AoKH.
And just like all other
Dutch people, it's never
about the quality of the
product, "it's about the
feels, man!" *Cough!*
DAMN! SIXTYONE 'ELL-KNIG-ITS!
AND THEY ARE ALL CLOSING IN
ON OUR FORTRESS. BUT WORRY NOT
WE HAVE ALREADY RESEARCHED
MURDER HOLES. THEY WON'T BE
DANGEROUS UNLESS THEY BRING
A BATTERING RAM WITH THEM.
YEAH!
It's not only Bilbo that
will be T-bagged after the
results are shown in the
neighboring thread. But
he will surely be the first
to be forced to his back
so the rest of us can
practice our "ice fishing".
I know my style of
designing isn't what
you all want to see,
so please don't bet
on me. Hehe, that
rhymes you know!
Hey boy where do you get it from?
Hey boy where did you go?
He learned his
in the good old fashioned
school of cartoon paperboys!
Sneaky, sneaky MrMew,
what has it gots in its
filthy pocketsis!?!
July US 1999? No one
knows what happened that month
but some say that Julius was
involved. Some may say it was
in September though.
(The above poster is right, did you know that?)
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[This message has been edited by Little Berry (edited 08-23-2017 @ 03:44 PM).]