Yeah, I've played online, and I can proudly say that I've never lost once in my life!
...Which is to say, I've played one (1) ranked match, which I won only because my opponent had to leave.
Other than that, I just stick to occasionally playing against friends, or playing single player. I'm not very competitive.
"Have you ever had a dream that you thought was impossible to achieve? Well, some people say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day! So you can definitely do it."
--Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom
"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
--Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late