A shuttle slowly approached the ship, which lazily orbited in the exosphere, offering a magnificent, if lonely view on the planet below-- Well, metaphorically "below". After docking at the ship's airlock and equalizing the pressure levels, the two men aboard the shuttle were cleared to board the ship, although they were then immediately subjected to the arduous procedure of de-contamination. Only then could they finally meet the ship's lone occupant.
The ship's interior was lined with various odds and ends, mostly models of ships (both kinds) and other armored vehicles. Uniforms belonging to just as many lines of work one would expect aboard such a spaceship adorned the walls, plus countless badges and insignia of all possible ranks one could have, which the ship's captain-slash-navigator-slash-pilot-slash-whatever-he-felt-like-being would wear when he found it appropriate. Currently, he was the commander and highest-ranking officer on the ship... Although that much was obvious regardless.
"Welcome aboard the SSV Blenheim PD-3. I suppose you're here for the interview, then?" he greeted his guests.
"Why else would I come all the way up here?" huffed the younger of the pair. "With all those procedures just to make it here, I'd rather we skip the formalities and get straight to the questions." The elder one wordlessly took out a sketchbook-- which was commonplace enough back on Earth, but looked astoundingly archaic surrounded by all this literally otherworldly technology-- and readied his pencil.
I've been at HG for 15 years. Joined up because my SWGB campaign kept crashing because, well... When you have a 1998-vintage machine, you probably shouldn't have 2500 units on a map. I've always been overly-ambitious in my projects.
Originally it was Moff Yittreas, a hero unit in SWGB that I was using in my campaign. Specifically, the mission that kept crashing. So, being fourteen... and lazy... I think he eventually got killed off around Mission 14 when the player defected off the Third Death Star. (Hey Disney, if you're hiring... I had all these ideas 15 years agoooo...)
--Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom
"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
--Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late
[This message has been edited by Lord Sipia (edited 09-27-2017 @ 03:23 PM).]