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HockeySam18
Dúnadan
posted 12-21-19 05:49 PM CT (US)         







1 - HockeySam18, for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
3 - Popeychops, for the Elven-kings under the sky
7 - HockeySam18, for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone
9 - Oliver, for mortal men doomed to die
29 - ax_man1, runecarver of the fuþorc
100 - Major Helper, Hlāfweard hundes
120 - HockeySam18, Jarl hundraðsins
376 - Eurotool, leading the horde through Mirkwood
454 - Vainsten, bloody victor at Dúnheiðr
536 - Eurotool, survivor of the Fimbulvetr
789
1000
1270
1337
1379
2000
2019
2500





Rules:

- The Green Dragon is always open
- Ale comes in pints
- Never put the One Ring on
- Orcs are forbidden to travel in daylight
- Answer the call when the beacons are lit
- Stay high up on the hierarchy of arguments
- No contraband images or <html> tags











Peoples of Middle Earth




Istari


Mr. Wednesday, The Grey Pilgrim
Julius999, Man of Skill
Lord Basse, Man of Wisdom
Bassi, Blue After-Comer
Mash, Helper of the East
Elves


Leif Ericson, Shipwright of Mithlond
Blatant, Half-Elven Lord of Imladris
Major Helper, Eldest of Noldor
Lord Sipia, King of Mirkwood
Oliver, Eagle-eyed bowman
Dwarves

Dead_End, Lord of the Iron Hills
Devestator, Lord of Erebor
BF_Tanks, Lord of Ered Luin
Mithril Knight, Lord of Moria
Great_Artiste, Master Smith
Neochud, taken by the Watcher
Free Folk

HockeySam18, Dúnadan
John the Late, Steward of Gondor
Moff, Warden of Bree
Popeychops, Prince of Dol Amroth
RedHandedJill, Lady of Dol Amroth
ColdCanuck, King of Rohan
The Shadow

Sebastien, The Dark Lord
ax_man1, Witch-King
Vinyl, Lieutenant of Morgul
CarolKarine, Corsair of Umbar
GL252, Lord of Harad
Lurkur, Variag of Khand





The Pit of Misery (Dilly Dilly!)




~ Forgotten Empires ~

Storm on the Steppe | Galderton Hill RP | Proud member of Stormwind Studios

"Deyr fé, deyja frændr, deyr sjálfr it sama; ek veit einn at aldri deyr, dómr um dauðan hvern." - Hávamál 77.

[This message has been edited by HockeySam18 (edited 05-28-2020 @ 03:39 AM).]

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Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 03-03-20 09:56 AM CT (US)     201 / 683       
I'd be fine with a longer stay, too

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You, you... Finnish Barstool! - Enraged Popeychops
Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
I spent 3 months trying to convince a door that I was an intelligent life form and gave up. - TLM
Winner of "Nicest" (2012-2016), "Most Helpful" (2014) and "Best Moderator" (2015-2016) Forummer Awards
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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-03-20 10:08 AM CT (US)     202 / 683       
Go faster. <_<

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-03-20 10:29 AM CT (US)     203 / 683       
I have made a depressing Excel table.

Splash SplashDate BeginDate EndPostsPPD
6212/21/20193/3/20202032.780821918
613/28/201812/21/201925013.951026856
603/7/20173/28/201825316.556994819
598/17/20163/7/2017252912.51980198
584/22/20168/17/2016250421.4017094
571/29/20164/22/2016254630.30952381
5612/11/20151/29/2016252051.42857143
5510/3/201512/11/2015250236.26086957
547/8/201510/3/2015250128.74712644
534/24/20157/8/2015250133.34666667
521/18/20154/24/2015250126.05208333
519/28/20141/18/2015250022.32142857
507/9/20149/28/2014251231.01234568


EDIT: And HG's native formatting turned it into something off a Star Trek LCARS panel. Click edit for readability.

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?

[This message has been edited by Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo (edited 03-03-2020 @ 10:30 AM).]

Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 03-03-20 02:00 PM CT (US)     204 / 683       
Clearly the 51 ppd SS burned the whole forum out and we never recovered

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You, you... Finnish Barstool! - Enraged Popeychops
Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
I spent 3 months trying to convince a door that I was an intelligent life form and gave up. - TLM
Winner of "Nicest" (2012-2016), "Most Helpful" (2014) and "Best Moderator" (2015-2016) Forummer Awards
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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-03-20 03:30 PM CT (US)     205 / 683       
The SS Ess Ess?

See, I knew you all liked botes. <_<

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
HockeySam18
Dúnadan
posted 03-03-20 03:54 PM CT (US)     206 / 683       
There was a truly torrid Splash Splash back on New Year's Eve of 2012 that ran up 2,500 posts in a mere day

~ Forgotten Empires ~

Storm on the Steppe | Galderton Hill RP | Proud member of Stormwind Studios

"Deyr fé, deyja frændr, deyr sjálfr it sama; ek veit einn at aldri deyr, dómr um dauðan hvern." - Hávamál 77.
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-03-20 04:44 PM CT (US)     207 / 683       
I remember. It was hawt. <_<

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 03-04-20 01:13 AM CT (US)     208 / 683       

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 03-04-20 06:07 AM CT (US)     209 / 683       
Torrid? It was pretty awesome...

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
HockeySam18
Dúnadan
posted 03-04-20 11:50 AM CT (US)     210 / 683       
Dialectal differences strike once more, it would seem:
torrid
d/
adjective
adjective: torrid

...

3. North American
(especially in financial contexts) characterized by intense activity; hard to contain or stop.
"the world's most torrid economies"

~ Forgotten Empires ~

Storm on the Steppe | Galderton Hill RP | Proud member of Stormwind Studios

"Deyr fé, deyja frændr, deyr sjálfr it sama; ek veit einn at aldri deyr, dómr um dauðan hvern." - Hávamál 77.

[This message has been edited by HockeySam18 (edited 03-04-2020 @ 11:50 AM).]

Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-04-20 02:30 PM CT (US)     211 / 683       
Or a "torrid affair." Intense, passionate... a bit sloppy... <_<

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 03-04-20 04:06 PM CT (US)     212 / 683       
Ah, every day is a school day

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-04-20 09:12 PM CT (US)     213 / 683       
Learning is fun!

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 03-05-20 10:11 AM CT (US)     214 / 683       
Except when it's statistics and you keep banging your head against a wall because what in the world is any of this supposed to mean and how does it work

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You, you... Finnish Barstool! - Enraged Popeychops
Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
I spent 3 months trying to convince a door that I was an intelligent life form and gave up. - TLM
Winner of "Nicest" (2012-2016), "Most Helpful" (2014) and "Best Moderator" (2015-2016) Forummer Awards
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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-05-20 10:12 AM CT (US)     215 / 683       
Evil magic.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Mithril Knight
Squire
posted 03-05-20 03:32 PM CT (US)     216 / 683       
Turns out "Hide the Pain Harold" made a TED talk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FScfGU7rQaM

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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-06-20 08:07 PM CT (US)     217 / 683       

Everyone needs an emotional support squid.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
vainsten
Squire
posted 03-07-20 10:00 AM CT (US)     218 / 683       
Whoa... what's going on here?

Major Helper's the only mod in the TC? Politics are now totally banned?
Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 03-07-20 10:42 AM CT (US)     219 / 683       
Yeap, evil politics are verboten so now you are free to return and shitpost to your heart's content if you feel like it as long as you don't make an ass out of yourself again but seriously come back, we could use the activity ughhhhhhh

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]

[This message has been edited by Lurkur (edited 03-07-2020 @ 10:44 AM).]

Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 03-07-20 01:27 PM CT (US)     220 / 683       
Yep yep, it's just me now The new leadership is hoping to shake things up and maybe bring in new traffic, so preventing undesirably heated discussions like what politics tends to do was deemed good for new-guy-retention. As for why I'm the only mods in TC now, well, I'm the only guy left since the others are too busy and I'm not (yet) Thankfully, it's not like I need to do anything related to moderating often (thanks guys!), so I just mostly do the same things I always do: lurk and post occasionally.

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You, you... Finnish Barstool! - Enraged Popeychops
Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
I spent 3 months trying to convince a door that I was an intelligent life form and gave up. - TLM
Winner of "Nicest" (2012-2016), "Most Helpful" (2014) and "Best Moderator" (2015-2016) Forummer Awards
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Gastropod
Squire
(id: Tyretian)
posted 03-07-20 03:40 PM CT (US)     221 / 683       
Ahoy folks
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-07-20 03:58 PM CT (US)     222 / 683       
You can't lurk, Helper. That's Lurkur's job.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 03-07-20 04:18 PM CT (US)     223 / 683       
I'll skulk in the corners, then

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You, you... Finnish Barstool! - Enraged Popeychops
Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
I spent 3 months trying to convince a door that I was an intelligent life form and gave up. - TLM
Winner of "Nicest" (2012-2016), "Most Helpful" (2014) and "Best Moderator" (2015-2016) Forummer Awards
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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-07-20 06:01 PM CT (US)     224 / 683       
See? You're helping Lurkur keep his job. That's being quite helpful, as your name suggests. ^_^

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Mithril Knight
Squire
posted 03-08-20 08:46 PM CT (US)     225 / 683       
Question: who's in charge of the University, because there's nobody listed on the side.

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