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HockeySam18
Dúnadan
posted 12-21-19 05:49 PM CT (US)         







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Elves


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Moff, Warden of Bree
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ColdCanuck, King of Rohan
The Shadow

Sebastien, The Dark Lord
ax_man1, Witch-King
Vinyl, Lieutenant of Morgul
CarolKarine, Corsair of Umbar
GL252, Lord of Harad
Lurkur, Variag of Khand





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"Deyr fé, deyja frændr, deyr sjálfr it sama; ek veit einn at aldri deyr, dómr um dauðan hvern." - Hávamál 77.

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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-17-20 05:09 PM CT (US)     251 / 683       
Well, now I'm not so sure. But again, Idris Elba is asymptomatic. Mine are like... low-grade allergies/breathing in a lot of dust. Which, I dunno, could be from all the goddamn dust from cutting drywall, insulation, and moving stuff out of the basement.

EDIT: Hmm. Flicked on the news while I ate dinner; first reported case in my previous county.

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Mithril Knight
Squire
posted 03-17-20 06:08 PM CT (US)     252 / 683       
Meanwhile, in Mexico...



*sigh*

The first case in my city was reported this morning. I'll likely be fine as I rarely have need to go out lately, being in undergrad thesis limbo and all.

I also read somewhere that sneezing/allergy-like symptoms are almost definitely not COVID symptoms (as they are more flu-like when present), but it wasn't reliable so don't take this knowledge for yourselves.

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Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 03-18-20 05:25 PM CT (US)     253 / 683       
Celebrating my 14th HG birthday by not being infected by the virus (yet (as far as I know)). Good times. Also we should stop referring to it as COVID-19/Corona Virus - Kung Flu is clearly the superior name.

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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-18-20 07:35 PM CT (US)     254 / 683       
Can't do that... it's insensitive.

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Mithril Knight
Squire
posted 03-18-20 08:17 PM CT (US)     255 / 683       
To Kung-Fu?

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Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 03-19-20 05:00 AM CT (US)     256 / 683       
Kung Flu
Jesus Christ, Basse.

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and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
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"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 03-19-20 07:12 AM CT (US)     257 / 683       
I hope it was clear that it was a joke. Kung Flu is simultaneously the dumbest and the funniest thing I've heard in a while, and the latter follows from the former.

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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-19-20 11:17 AM CT (US)     258 / 683       
If blasting Farewell to Slavianka while writing a lab about finding alcohol concentration by density is wrong...

Then to the gulag with being right. <_<

I'm sure that'll never be quoted out of context

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Styrophome
Squire
posted 03-19-20 04:05 PM CT (US)     259 / 683       
If blasting Farewell to Slavianka while writing a lab about finding alcohol concentration by density is wrong...

Then to the gulag with being right. <_<
Soon, tovarisch... skoro...

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Lord Sipia
Squire
posted 03-22-20 10:31 AM CT (US)     260 / 683       
Decided it's time to get a better signature. By popular demand, I'm bringing back an oldie.

"Have you ever had a dream that you thought was impossible to achieve? Well, some people say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day! So you can definitely do it."
--Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom

"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
--Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late
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posted 03-22-20 01:33 PM CT (US)     261 / 683       
Pissa our noodles never gets old.

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Mithril Knight
Squire
posted 03-23-20 11:49 AM CT (US)     262 / 683       
It lives in the same hallowed halls as the Finnish barstool, yes?

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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-23-20 01:26 PM CT (US)     263 / 683       

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS

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oliver
Squire
posted 03-24-20 04:33 AM CT (US)     264 / 683       
Things are pretty normal in Japan. New covid cases are hovering around 40 a day and have done for 3 weeks. About 15% of the workforce telework. The rest, like me, commute as usual. My contract was extended too, so no risk of redundancy unless the company goes bankrupt.

Hope everyone is safe.
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-24-20 09:37 AM CT (US)     265 / 683       

Soon, we shall return to the days of shitposting flag-draped balls on our lunch break.

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Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 03-24-20 12:04 PM CT (US)     266 / 683       
@MK: I certainly hope so

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You, you... Finnish Barstool! - Enraged Popeychops
Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
I spent 3 months trying to convince a door that I was an intelligent life form and gave up. - TLM
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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-25-20 10:08 AM CT (US)     267 / 683       
In these trying times, we need some kyoot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=Jl17N7uSxRE

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Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 03-25-20 11:51 AM CT (US)     268 / 683       
And some good music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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You, you... Finnish Barstool! - Enraged Popeychops
Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
I spent 3 months trying to convince a door that I was an intelligent life form and gave up. - TLM
Winner of "Nicest" (2012-2016), "Most Helpful" (2014) and "Best Moderator" (2015-2016) Forummer Awards
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Lord Sipia
Squire
posted 03-25-20 04:07 PM CT (US)     269 / 683       
AND MY AXE!

"Have you ever had a dream that you thought was impossible to achieve? Well, some people say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day! So you can definitely do it."
--Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom

"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
--Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-25-20 07:18 PM CT (US)     270 / 683       
Helper has been defeated by the end of autoplay on YouTube.

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Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 03-26-20 01:13 AM CT (US)     271 / 683       
Not to imply anything about this specific piece of HG, but........


"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]

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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-26-20 03:14 PM CT (US)     272 / 683       

Hound Sounds <3

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ax_man1
Squire
posted 03-26-20 11:10 PM CT (US)     273 / 683       
It is weird to think about, but yeah, memes and forum posts and instant messages and whatnot are moments of frozen time.

ax_man1

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HockeySam18
Dúnadan
posted 03-27-20 02:53 AM CT (US)     274 / 683       
'Twas ever thus - consider ancient Greek, Roman, and Old Norse (to name just a few heavily studied examples) people singing oral poetry that had been passed down through generations about heroes who lived centuries before them.

Of course, the internet puts everything immediately at your fingertips, so you have accessibility on a much larger scale, and to material that past societies would not have seen fit to preserve.

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"Deyr fé, deyja frændr, deyr sjálfr it sama; ek veit einn at aldri deyr, dómr um dauðan hvern." - Hávamál 77.
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-27-20 08:20 AM CT (US)     275 / 683       
Excellent. Then it shall be handed down for all time that this place was run by a thicc kawaii animu for several years.

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