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HockeySam18
Dúnadan
posted 12-21-19 05:49 PM CT (US)         







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"Deyr fé, deyja frændr, deyr sjálfr it sama; ek veit einn at aldri deyr, dómr um dauðan hvern." - Hávamál 77.

[This message has been edited by HockeySam18 (edited 05-28-2020 @ 03:39 AM).]

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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-08-20 10:48 AM CT (US)     301 / 683       
*wards some bree*

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ax_man1
Squire
posted 04-11-20 11:18 PM CT (US)     302 / 683       
*walks by*
*kicks thread*
*walks on*

ax_man1

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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-12-20 11:19 AM CT (US)     303 / 683       
At least send in your scout planes, first.

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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-12-20 11:20 AM CT (US)     304 / 683       
Well, at least we can see that this thread moves like a LotR novel. <_<

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Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 04-12-20 12:15 PM CT (US)     305 / 683       
Great quality from beginning to end ?

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Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
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ax_man1
Squire
posted 04-12-20 03:14 PM CT (US)     306 / 683       
Well we only have like 5% of the thread's population height, and we're all old and have lives and jobs and friends offline, and no new people come here because who uses forums for off-topic silliness anymore?

ax_man1

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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-12-20 05:49 PM CT (US)     307 / 683       
I have discovered that no one has yet mashed up Papers, Please with the Imperial March. Dammit R34, I thought you had no exceptions.

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Mithril Knight
Squire
posted 04-12-20 10:43 PM CT (US)     308 / 683       
Great quality from beginning to end ?
Perhaps, but first you need to get through 20 pages explaining the origins of that mysterious statue in the middle of nowhere and how it's tangentially related to the story.

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Eurotool
Hero
posted 04-13-20 07:59 AM CT (US)     309 / 683       
Has the internet stopped being cool?

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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-13-20 10:49 AM CT (US)     310 / 683       
Perhaps, but first you need to get through 20 pages explaining the origins of that mysterious statue in the middle of nowhere and how it's tangentially related to the story.
I mean, at least it's not 3000 words explaining traffic and automated parking.

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Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 04-13-20 12:40 PM CT (US)     311 / 683       
The madman did it again.


"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-13-20 02:56 PM CT (US)     312 / 683       

"I've brought you this, it's too salty."

"THIS TASTES LIKE PEPPER!" But then he actually enjoyed her at, "It's f**kin' raaawwww!"

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Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
HockeySam18
Dúnadan
posted 04-14-20 01:53 AM CT (US)     313 / 683       
"Chef, I don't know what to tell you, I swear that fish was on for 10 minutes!"

"You're blaming the fish!?!"

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"Deyr fé, deyja frændr, deyr sjálfr it sama; ek veit einn at aldri deyr, dómr um dauðan hvern." - Hávamál 77.
Styrophome
Squire
posted 04-14-20 09:39 PM CT (US)     314 / 683       
I think my favorite Low Cost Cosplay was his take on Groot.

He just drew a face on his foot with a marker.

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vainsten
Squire
posted 04-16-20 12:20 PM CT (US)     315 / 683       
*draws Groot on Foot* Hmm. That was easy. And cheap.


*uses Groot Foot to Boot Lurkur* Consider yourself Groot Booted.


...Ow! Why did I use my bad Foot....

[This message has been edited by vainsten (edited 04-16-2020 @ 12:42 PM).]

Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 04-16-20 03:17 PM CT (US)     316 / 683       
I have no good feet to kick with, stoopid ingrown big toe nails! Then again, I'm not that good of a good kicker anyways

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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-16-20 04:23 PM CT (US)     317 / 683       
Das Groot?

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Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
vainsten
Squire
posted 04-16-20 05:26 PM CT (US)     318 / 683       
...Why do I hear ominous submarine music?

Hm. Anyways.

Consider yourself lucky, Major Helper. You don't have a rod in your tibia and a screw in your ankle. Used to be a pretty good kicker way back when, though.

Of course I'm right dominant, so I kick with my right foot. And my right foot is the one that's broken.
Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 04-16-20 06:43 PM CT (US)     319 / 683       
Ouch, was it a sports accident, traffic or something else? My mother also has screws/rods in her, uh, left I think it was, shin bone from a bus hitting her while she was biking when she was young.

As an aside, it's probably easier to call me MH or Major btw, it's what everyone calls me anyways. Anytime someone uses Major Helper I can't help but think "didya really just type all that out ?!".

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Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
I spent 3 months trying to convince a door that I was an intelligent life form and gave up. - TLM
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[This message has been edited by Major Helper (edited 04-16-2020 @ 06:44 PM).]

vainsten
Squire
posted 04-16-20 08:13 PM CT (US)     320 / 683       
What can I say? I like typing.

I used to be active here a few years back and most of the time I addressed people by their proper names. Guess I was afraid of insulting them if I called them something else. Or something. I don't know. I'm weird like that.

But yeah, it was a traffic accident. Similar to your mother's I suspect, except instead of a bus it was a truck. Big semi. And it was a double-break. Fibula was fractured, tibia was crushed. Ten years ago last December...
Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 04-16-20 09:26 PM CT (US)     321 / 683       
I'm too lazy to type out long names, including my own I just use things like LB, Pops, NT, DE etc. IRL too I usually just type my initials (ML when signing off an email or something).

I actually considered starting my previous post with @vain:, but then I thought that's not a nice thing to say I might use long pet names though if I'm feeling like it (sufficiently tired/bored and in need of amusement), like Sipia's sippycup sometimes

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You, you... Finnish Barstool! - Enraged Popeychops
Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
I spent 3 months trying to convince a door that I was an intelligent life form and gave up. - TLM
Winner of "Nicest" (2012-2016), "Most Helpful" (2014) and "Best Moderator" (2015-2016) Forummer Awards
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vainsten
Squire
posted 04-16-20 09:38 PM CT (US)     322 / 683       
Yeah, that wouldn't be a good idea.

For a shorthand/pet name, I don't know what to tell you. Except:

I used to be active here under a different name. Use your IP checker and you'll know who I am.

[This message has been edited by vainsten (edited 04-16-2020 @ 09:39 PM).]

Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 04-17-20 00:32 AM CT (US)     323 / 683       
I know full well who you are. and im still mad at you for making me aware of the horrors of "clank"


"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]

[This message has been edited by Lurkur (edited 04-17-2020 @ 00:41 AM).]

oliver
Squire
posted 04-17-20 04:46 AM CT (US)     324 / 683       
"Welcome to the Hotel California ..."
vainsten
Squire
posted 04-17-20 07:54 AM CT (US)     325 / 683       
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)

Such a lovely face....
and im still mad at you for making me aware of the horrors of "clank"
I have no regrets.
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