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Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 03-28-18 03:12 AM CT (US)         






Celebrating their anniversaries:
Paper - Popeychops, with the big reveal
Aluminium - Lord Sipia, choosing the composition
Silver - Popeychops, getting into the wine
Gold - Popeychops, giving a ribald speech
Double Gold- Moff, breaking out the moonshine
500 - Moff, clearly worse for wear
800 - Moff, now absolutely hammered as he screams about Imperial Germany
Millenial - Moff, off his face muttering about lesbians in anime
1111 - Moff, chanting "We are number one!"
1337 - Moff, going for his gun
Sesquimillenial - Popeychops, still burning a flame for CarolKarine
1717 - azure skies, seeing all the family together
2000 - Moff, becoming a complete embarassment
2017 - Moff, celebrating our anniversary
2500 -





Rules:

- The Best Man's speech must be SAVAGE
- It's not an open bar
- Bonus points for taking home one of the bridesmaids
- Catching the bouquet only cool if you're part of the "hip" crowd
- Stay high up on the hierarchy of arguments
- No contraband images or <html> tags







Attendees:







The Wedding Party

- Popeychops, Hapless Husband
- RedHandedJill, Blushing Bride
- Major Helper, Bombastic Best Man
- Moff, Flustered Father-of-the-Bride
- ColdCanuck, Bombshell Bridesmaid
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Awkward Uncles

- HockeySam18, Dad-Dancer
- Blatant, Got in on the B-list
- Dead_End, Wicked Wingman
- Mr Wednesday, Taking Selfies on the Dancefloor
- John the Late, Hooking up in the Corner
- Devestator, Enjoying the Champagne
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Sullen Staff

- Leif Ericson, Cranky Chef
- Lord Sipia, Precocious Photographer
- Mithril Knight, Drunk DJ
- ax_man1, Fierce Florist
- Lurkur, Worried Waiter
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Uninvited Guests

- CarolKarine, Jilted Ex
- Vinyl, Great Guitarist
- GL252, Sneaking Bottles of Wine
- Oliver, Dancing on the Tables
- Sebastien, Chomping on the Cake
- Great Artiste, Forcing his way in
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In the Piranha Tank

- Jetkill Fastmurder
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The Piranha Tank



Previous Weddings:
Splash Splash LX: MY LITTLE (STEAMY) YURI PARTY! by Moff (03.07.17, 2531)
Splash Splash LIX: Polandball Invasion by Mithril Knight (06.12.16, 2529)
Splash Splash LVIII - Making the Town Crier great...again by ColdCanuck (04.22.16, 2504)
Splash Splash LVI - All aboard the SS ESS ESS! by John the Late (12.11.15, 2520)
Splash Splash LV - Panzer Vorwärts! by Chud (03.10.15, 2502)
Splash Splash LIV - The Christmas Truce by Popeychops (08.07.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LIII - Splashes, Please by Moff (24.04.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LII - The Revolutionary Republic by Popeychops (18.01.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LI: Anarchy! by ax_man1 (28.09.14, 2500)
Splash Splash L: The United Splashes General Assembly by Popeychops (09.07.14, 2512)
Splash Splash XLVIX: Fantastic Fantasy And All The Other Stuff That Accompanies It by Major Helper (24.03.14, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVIII: Speakeasy by trebuchet king (27.10.13, 2501)
Splash Splash XLVII - The First Splashtastic Empire by Moff (06.06.13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVI - Dead Cthulhu Awakens by ax_man1 (16.03.13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLV - The Vatican of Pope Popeychops I by Popeychops (01.01.13, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIV: The Year That Never Should Have Been by CarolKarine 31.12.12*, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIII - The Dark Side Of The Splash by Felix36 (31.07.12, 2502)
Splash Splash XLII: Aperture Science by TitanKing (10.05.12, 2529)
Splash Splash XLI: The Splashclear Wasteland by Other White Meat (24.02.12, 2573)
Splash Splash XL: Splashplotation! by Lord Basse (28.11.11, 2541)
Splash Splash XXXIX - The Gentlemen's Banquet by Turty (22.07.11, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXVIII - The Spamish Inquisition by Lord Basse (17.02.11, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVII - AoKH Gazette Times Weekly by morgoth bauglir (26.07.10, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVI -- Ultra Hip Old School Edition by Aro (20.07.08, 1900)
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud (22.02.08, 2501)
Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu (25.10.07, 2542)
Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk (30.08.07, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse (02.08.07, 2511)
Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily (20.05.07, 2557)
Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea (03.03.07, 2523)
Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud (01.01.07, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre (20.11.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over byThunder77 (20.09.06, 2500)
Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav (31.07.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver (06.06.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet (02.05.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea (12.04.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight (24.03.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood (06.03.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe (02.01.06, 2501)
Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo (12.10.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2 (07.08.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW (28.06.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by trebuchet king (22.04.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood (27.01.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy (14.12.04, 2502)
Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo (14.11.04, 2500)
Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish II (27.09.04, 2501)
Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1 (28.08.04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight (17.08.04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe (08.07.04, 2502)
Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good (19.05.04, 2500)
Splash Splash VII - The Coma Continues by Darkmaster (29.03.04, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100 (08.02.04, 2500)
Splash Splash V: Resuscitated by nav (05.01.04, 2500)
Rattle, Rattle by Adder (19.11.03, 2500)
Splash, Splash IV: The Legacy Continues by Tonto Simfish (03.09.03, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100 (23.06.03, 2500)
The New splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (17.10.2002 / 17.10.2008, 23613)
splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (?.?.01, 4823)
chirp chirp by dedkrikit (08.05.01, 2533)
Mooooooooo by cow_gone_mad (20.03.01, 7683)

*XLIV is the shortest mission on record, launching, orbiting and re-entering in just 28 hours and 17 minutes.


Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile

[This message has been edited by Popeychops (edited 11-27-2019 @ 12:29 PM).]

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ax_man1
Squire
posted 02-16-19 08:18 PM CT (US)     1676 / 2501       
Moff, I worry about you at times.

ax_man1

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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 02-16-19 08:44 PM CT (US)     1677 / 2501       
You're an even bigger battleship girl. <_<

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Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 02-16-19 10:57 PM CT (US)     1678 / 2501       
*splash*
...what? it hasn't been done in a while

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
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And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 02-16-19 11:10 PM CT (US)     1679 / 2501       
*sploosh*

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ax_man1
Squire
posted 02-17-19 00:34 AM CT (US)     1680 / 2501       
Except I only watched one episode of Kancolle.

ax_man1

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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 02-17-19 08:29 AM CT (US)     1681 / 2501       
That's no longer a prerequisite. All have a boat inside them. ^_^

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
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Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 02-17-19 11:41 AM CT (US)     1682 / 2501       
Is THAT why I weight so much?! No wonder...


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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 02-17-19 01:02 PM CT (US)     1683 / 2501       
You have a beautiful figure.

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 02-18-19 03:07 AM CT (US)     1684 / 2501       
Sometimes I just can't keep up with Moff.

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 02-18-19 06:29 AM CT (US)     1685 / 2501       
I'm playing five-dimensional underwater chess in interplanetary space (between Jupiter and Saturn). Gotta think fast before the water finishes boiling/freezing.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
ax_man1
Squire
posted 02-18-19 11:26 PM CT (US)     1686 / 2501       
Because there aren't enough weird warships...


ax_man1

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Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 02-19-19 04:17 AM CT (US)     1687 / 2501       
So unstable though

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 02-19-19 07:18 AM CT (US)     1688 / 2501       
Ax, you're gonna get us on a watchlist.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 02-19-19 07:33 AM CT (US)     1689 / 2501       
Huh. Penguins have profanity.

https://www.facebook.com/memeshub001/videos/399835300793733/

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
azure skies
Squire
(id: ThUnDeR77)
posted 02-21-19 11:28 AM CT (US)     1690 / 2501       
Heyo, I can access this place from my new work place.

*splashes The Man*
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 02-21-19 03:56 PM CT (US)     1691 / 2501       
Hi dude, what's your new work place?

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
oliver
Squire
posted 02-21-19 09:15 PM CT (US)     1692 / 2501       
Hi Thudunder! I just thought of you back in post 1656. Hope you're doing well.
Lord Sipia
Squire
posted 02-24-19 04:42 AM CT (US)     1693 / 2501       


(Turn on subtitles)

"Have you ever had a dream that you thought was impossible to achieve? Well, some people say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day! So you can definitely do it."
--Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom

"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
--Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 02-24-19 04:45 AM CT (US)     1694 / 2501       
You can't tell me what to do

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 02-24-19 08:38 AM CT (US)     1695 / 2501       
Do you have a license for that civil disobedience?

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 02-25-19 03:17 AM CT (US)     1696 / 2501       
I come from a free country where I can walk across the street however I please

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Lord Sipia
Squire
posted 02-25-19 05:28 AM CT (US)     1697 / 2501       
Today, the professor started literature class with "So let's discuss American Modernism and Hemingway, because there's no better time to discuss death and despair and the futility of life than on Monday morning."

What a mood.

"Have you ever had a dream that you thought was impossible to achieve? Well, some people say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day! So you can definitely do it."
--Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom

"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
--Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 02-25-19 11:32 AM CT (US)     1698 / 2501       
I like your professor.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Neochud
Squire
(id: Taichud)
posted 02-25-19 03:16 PM CT (US)     1699 / 2501       
I've been studying in a Latin American university long enough now that I find it weird to refer to the people of the United States as Americans, used to hearing them described as gringos or North Americans. Spanish actually has 'estadounidense' - 'United Statean', really we should develop a word like that and stop pissing in every other American nation's salad.

[This message has been edited by Sinochud (edited 02-25-2019 @ 03:17 PM).]

Lord Sipia
Squire
posted 02-25-19 03:37 PM CT (US)     1700 / 2501       
Funny thing about words, though: You can't just make one up on a whim. Well, you can, but unless it catches on, it's doomed to fade into obscurity again. And 'American' has already long since caught on as the quick, catch-all adjective for anything that pertains the United States of America. Considering people only really adopt new words when the need arises or when it's somehow just very prestigious to do so... Yeah, that's tough, I'm afraid.

"Have you ever had a dream that you thought was impossible to achieve? Well, some people say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day! So you can definitely do it."
--Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom

"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
--Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late
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