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Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 03-28-18 03:12 AM CT (US)         






Celebrating their anniversaries:
Paper - Popeychops, with the big reveal
Aluminium - Lord Sipia, choosing the composition
Silver - Popeychops, getting into the wine
Gold - Popeychops, giving a ribald speech
Double Gold- Moff, breaking out the moonshine
500 - Moff, clearly worse for wear
800 - Moff, now absolutely hammered as he screams about Imperial Germany
Millenial - Moff, off his face muttering about lesbians in anime
1111 - Moff, chanting "We are number one!"
1337 - Moff, going for his gun
Sesquimillenial - Popeychops, still burning a flame for CarolKarine
1717 - azure skies, seeing all the family together
2000 - Moff, becoming a complete embarassment
2017 - Moff, celebrating our anniversary
2500 -





Rules:

- The Best Man's speech must be SAVAGE
- It's not an open bar
- Bonus points for taking home one of the bridesmaids
- Catching the bouquet only cool if you're part of the "hip" crowd
- Stay high up on the hierarchy of arguments
- No contraband images or <html> tags







Attendees:







The Wedding Party

- Popeychops, Hapless Husband
- RedHandedJill, Blushing Bride
- Major Helper, Bombastic Best Man
- Moff, Flustered Father-of-the-Bride
- ColdCanuck, Bombshell Bridesmaid
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Awkward Uncles

- HockeySam18, Dad-Dancer
- Blatant, Got in on the B-list
- Dead_End, Wicked Wingman
- Mr Wednesday, Taking Selfies on the Dancefloor
- John the Late, Hooking up in the Corner
- Devestator, Enjoying the Champagne
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Sullen Staff

- Leif Ericson, Cranky Chef
- Lord Sipia, Precocious Photographer
- Mithril Knight, Drunk DJ
- ax_man1, Fierce Florist
- Lurkur, Worried Waiter
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Uninvited Guests

- CarolKarine, Jilted Ex
- Vinyl, Great Guitarist
- GL252, Sneaking Bottles of Wine
- Oliver, Dancing on the Tables
- Sebastien, Chomping on the Cake
- Great Artiste, Forcing his way in
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In the Piranha Tank

- Jetkill Fastmurder
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The Piranha Tank



Previous Weddings:
Splash Splash LX: MY LITTLE (STEAMY) YURI PARTY! by Moff (03.07.17, 2531)
Splash Splash LIX: Polandball Invasion by Mithril Knight (06.12.16, 2529)
Splash Splash LVIII - Making the Town Crier great...again by ColdCanuck (04.22.16, 2504)
Splash Splash LVI - All aboard the SS ESS ESS! by John the Late (12.11.15, 2520)
Splash Splash LV - Panzer Vorwärts! by Chud (03.10.15, 2502)
Splash Splash LIV - The Christmas Truce by Popeychops (08.07.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LIII - Splashes, Please by Moff (24.04.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LII - The Revolutionary Republic by Popeychops (18.01.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LI: Anarchy! by ax_man1 (28.09.14, 2500)
Splash Splash L: The United Splashes General Assembly by Popeychops (09.07.14, 2512)
Splash Splash XLVIX: Fantastic Fantasy And All The Other Stuff That Accompanies It by Major Helper (24.03.14, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVIII: Speakeasy by trebuchet king (27.10.13, 2501)
Splash Splash XLVII - The First Splashtastic Empire by Moff (06.06.13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVI - Dead Cthulhu Awakens by ax_man1 (16.03.13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLV - The Vatican of Pope Popeychops I by Popeychops (01.01.13, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIV: The Year That Never Should Have Been by CarolKarine 31.12.12*, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIII - The Dark Side Of The Splash by Felix36 (31.07.12, 2502)
Splash Splash XLII: Aperture Science by TitanKing (10.05.12, 2529)
Splash Splash XLI: The Splashclear Wasteland by Other White Meat (24.02.12, 2573)
Splash Splash XL: Splashplotation! by Lord Basse (28.11.11, 2541)
Splash Splash XXXIX - The Gentlemen's Banquet by Turty (22.07.11, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXVIII - The Spamish Inquisition by Lord Basse (17.02.11, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVII - AoKH Gazette Times Weekly by morgoth bauglir (26.07.10, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVI -- Ultra Hip Old School Edition by Aro (20.07.08, 1900)
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud (22.02.08, 2501)
Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu (25.10.07, 2542)
Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk (30.08.07, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse (02.08.07, 2511)
Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily (20.05.07, 2557)
Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea (03.03.07, 2523)
Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud (01.01.07, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre (20.11.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over byThunder77 (20.09.06, 2500)
Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav (31.07.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver (06.06.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet (02.05.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea (12.04.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight (24.03.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood (06.03.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe (02.01.06, 2501)
Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo (12.10.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2 (07.08.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW (28.06.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by trebuchet king (22.04.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood (27.01.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy (14.12.04, 2502)
Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo (14.11.04, 2500)
Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish II (27.09.04, 2501)
Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1 (28.08.04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight (17.08.04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe (08.07.04, 2502)
Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good (19.05.04, 2500)
Splash Splash VII - The Coma Continues by Darkmaster (29.03.04, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100 (08.02.04, 2500)
Splash Splash V: Resuscitated by nav (05.01.04, 2500)
Rattle, Rattle by Adder (19.11.03, 2500)
Splash, Splash IV: The Legacy Continues by Tonto Simfish (03.09.03, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100 (23.06.03, 2500)
The New splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (17.10.2002 / 17.10.2008, 23613)
splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (?.?.01, 4823)
chirp chirp by dedkrikit (08.05.01, 2533)
Mooooooooo by cow_gone_mad (20.03.01, 7683)

*XLIV is the shortest mission on record, launching, orbiting and re-entering in just 28 hours and 17 minutes.


Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile

[This message has been edited by Popeychops (edited 07-10-2019 @ 03:52 PM).]

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oliver
Squire
posted 03-01-19 09:10 AM CT (US)     1726 / 2245       
Sorry to hear you fell onto some rough times. Mental illness is a bitch. My partner suffers from a disassociative disorder and it makes things unnecessarily tough for her. I hope that you continue to recover and get the help you need. I'm sure anyone on this site would reach out a hand to help should you need someone.
Eh, I've mostly got myself to blame since I've hustled like an animal the past 6 years. First in London, then in Tokyo. But I will say that this community has been a great aid in times of severe homesickness. Much better than sitting in a bar in Roppongi and taking turns with other foreigners lamenting their jobs, wives, etc.

Great to hear how AoKH shaped your life. I think the site and the game has meant a lot for us all.

[This message has been edited by oliver (edited 03-01-2019 @ 09:13 AM).]

ax_man1
Squire
posted 03-01-19 08:42 PM CT (US)     1727 / 2245       


A god am I.

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are
Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 03-02-19 07:58 AM CT (US)     1728 / 2245       
Same.

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Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-02-19 11:15 AM CT (US)     1729 / 2245       
There's a reason I introduce myself with "I am the MOFF thy Moff. Thou shalt have no other Moffs before me." <_<

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology

[This message has been edited by Kousoku Senkan Moffgou (edited 03-02-2019 @ 11:15 AM).]

Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 03-03-19 06:40 AM CT (US)     1730 / 2245       
It's because you have delusions of grandeur?

It's all about Tarkin babes

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-03-19 09:17 AM CT (US)     1731 / 2245       

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 03-03-19 09:35 AM CT (US)     1732 / 2245       
I've seen that one before, I don't find that particularily funny since it ain't true

_,.-'~'-.,__,.-'~'-.,__,.-'~'-.,__,.-'~'-.,__,.-'~'-.,_
You, you... Finnish Barstool! - Enraged Popeychops
Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
I spent 3 months trying to convince a door that I was an intelligent life form and gave up. - TLM
Winner of "Nicest" (2012-2016), "Most Helpful" (2014) and "Best Moderator" (2015-2016) Forummer Awards
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Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-03-19 09:36 AM CT (US)     1733 / 2245       
Or maybe that's just what you want us to think. >_>

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 03-06-19 06:39 PM CT (US)     1734 / 2245       
Forgot to say, 1717 is the date of our wedding: 1st of July, 2017. Azure skies gets the sigpost.

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-06-19 07:03 PM CT (US)     1735 / 2245       
...D'awwww. <3

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-07-19 03:20 PM CT (US)     1736 / 2245       
Well, since one of you is bound to stumble across this sooner or later...


New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 03-07-19 03:56 PM CT (US)     1737 / 2245       
ew

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Eurotool
Hero
posted 03-07-19 10:49 PM CT (US)     1738 / 2245       
I'm calling dental emergency tomorrow if I wake up in pain for the 3rd time again

How stupid I am for never having those nasty wisdom teeth pulled...

Send away your best wishes and pray I don't die

oliver
Squire
posted 03-09-19 06:05 AM CT (US)     1739 / 2245       
How did it go, Euro? Could the dentist help you?

I just finished a marathon week of 13.5 h days to meet a deadline. All's well now, so I went for a well-deserved conveyor belt sushi dinner in the evening today.
Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 03-09-19 08:38 AM CT (US)     1740 / 2245       
Geez, I'd need a 2 week holiday if I had to do something like that.

_,.-'~'-.,__,.-'~'-.,__,.-'~'-.,__,.-'~'-.,__,.-'~'-.,_
You, you... Finnish Barstool! - Enraged Popeychops
Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
I spent 3 months trying to convince a door that I was an intelligent life form and gave up. - TLM
Winner of "Nicest" (2012-2016), "Most Helpful" (2014) and "Best Moderator" (2015-2016) Forummer Awards
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Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 03-09-19 08:40 AM CT (US)     1741 / 2245       
I just finished a marathon week of 13.5 h days to meet a deadline.
So that's 81 hours in one week? That simply cannot be healthy. Don't push yourself too hard if you can help it, it's concerning.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
oliver
Squire
posted 03-10-19 06:09 AM CT (US)     1742 / 2245       
I know. My wife tells me the same thing. Hopefully in the future I can choose a road that's a bit less demanding.

I just did a video call to my grandfather in Sweden. He's in the hospital with a terminal illness, 93 years old. I know he lived a long and rich life, but it's still hard to make final calls like this. He gave me some advice for the road, making sure I took care of myself and my wife. I'm glad and proud to have had such a remarkable grandfather.
Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 03-10-19 12:15 PM CT (US)     1743 / 2245       
It sucks when people you know are ill and/or old. My grandma's also 93 years and although she's still doing pretty ok, her health has obviously been going down for the past 5ish years. I wish she'd live forever or at least 10 more years, as long as her health doesn't detoriate too much, so she can live comfortably.

_,.-'~'-.,__,.-'~'-.,__,.-'~'-.,__,.-'~'-.,__,.-'~'-.,_
You, you... Finnish Barstool! - Enraged Popeychops
Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
I spent 3 months trying to convince a door that I was an intelligent life form and gave up. - TLM
Winner of "Nicest" (2012-2016), "Most Helpful" (2014) and "Best Moderator" (2015-2016) Forummer Awards
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Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-11-19 11:53 AM CT (US)     1744 / 2245       
Oh, look. Moff found the best video ever on YouTube.

She so happy. ^_^
I know. My wife tells me the same thing. Hopefully in the future I can choose a road that's a bit less demanding.

I just did a video call to my grandfather in Sweden. He's in the hospital with a terminal illness, 93 years old. I know he lived a long and rich life, but it's still hard to make final calls like this. He gave me some advice for the road, making sure I took care of myself and my wife. I'm glad and proud to have had such a remarkable grandfather.
It sucks when people you know are ill and/or old. My grandma's also 93 years and although she's still doing pretty ok, her health has obviously been going down for the past 5ish years. I wish she'd live forever or at least 10 more years, as long as her health doesn't detoriate too much, so she can live comfortably.
One of those unfortunate inevitabilities, I'm afraid.

I can relate, as I'm facing the same thing with my parents. :\

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology

[This message has been edited by Kousoku Senkan Moffgou (edited 03-11-2019 @ 11:54 AM).]

Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-17-19 12:14 PM CT (US)     1745 / 2245       
The Kalends of Aprilius approacheth. This meaneth it will soon be April Fool's Day. April Fool's Day is a traditional date on whicheth HG denizens mayest request and be granted new screen names. Upon this thread thou may scribbleth thy requested new name, and upon the arrival of the Kalends of Aprilius, with some luck, thou mayest be rewarded by having thy request granted.


But before all of thee shall breaketh out the Kingdom's champagne and beginneth thy celebrations, I am obligated to remindeth thee that we have proclaimeth some roolz. As before, we shall be very strict in enforcing them, however it may suiteth us.
THE ROOLZ


Rool Wun. The Winged One changing thy name has the ultimate say in what is entered.

Rool Too. Thou mayest NOT select as thy moniker the name or moniker of an existing HeavenGames User or smurf of HeavenGames staff or visitors, or variations thereof. Such attempts may be punished by the selection of another name in accordance with Rool Wun.

Rool Tree. If thou doth choose a moniker of excessive length or includeth odd runes, thou doth lose thy Royal Right of Complaint should a Winged one amputateth thy proffered runes; but shall retaineth said Right should any erroneous runes be included by the Winged One. If thou contemplateth an objection, refereth to Rool Wun.

Rool For. Thou mayest NOT request a moniker consisting of foul words or any parts thereof. Those doing so mayeth be punished by actually receiving those runes, or being granted a moniker in accordance with Rool Wun that they must beareth until the next time the Moon turneth blue and donkeys filleth the night sky with braying shadows chasing winged pigs.

Rool Fife. Banned users are not allowed to request name changes through others. If thou art banned and wisheth for a new moniker, tough rocks. Tryest not to getteth thy arse banned in the future. Participation is restricted to those who follow all of the roolz.

Rool Sicks. There is no Rool Six. It does not exist. Thou who proclaimest to know Rool Six, or even sayest they knoweth its location, are in the most severe danger of being terminated without prejudice.

Rool Seffen. Thy moniker is thy moniker. Thou mayest not requesteth the moniker -real or virtual- of or for any other person without their express written consent turned in by electronic courier to the Heavenly Court in triplicate, with the required twenty seven 8 by 10 colored, glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining the photograph and its relevance to the name-change. Of curious note is the case of Celebrities and other Famous People. And if one selects any Playboy Playmate, Twisty’s Treat, or Hustler Honey, I want proof of the person’s existence in the form of a minimum of eight JPEG'S between 60 and 120 Kb depicting this person so that the Heavenly Court mayeth judge whether the name is worthy of being requested. The more skin, the better the proof. On second thought, please forget all after the sentence concerning Famous People and take note of Rool Wun, above.

Rool Ate. The judgment of the Most Divine Winged One determining adherence to these roolz is final. If thou doubtest that judgement, refer to Rool Wun. Thus if thou dost not like what thou hast received, thou haveth only the right to keepeth thy trap shut and learneth the way to dealeth with it.

Rool Nein. By applying for a name change, thou art signifying for all legal intents and purposes thy acceptance of these roolz and their execution by the Winged Ones thus petitioned.

Rool Tin. Name change requests are processed serially-from thy first post through thy last, with only thy last post recognized as thy one, true petitioned new moniker. Editing thy earlier posted requests instead of thou posting a last and final petition, will most likely result in thou not getting thy truest choice. If thou changeth thy mind, DO NOT edit thy posts. Maketh a new post instead. If thou screweth up and edit thy earlier post anyway and do not liketh the result, refereth to Rool Wun.



ANNECKS



THE ANNECKS



Annecks Wun. This ain’t no rool per se, but something y’all ought to know. When y’all’s screen name gits changed, y'all's original log-in name gits displayed under yer screen name in parentheses, with "id:" preceding it as in this example: (id:Joe Schmoe).

Annecks Too. Y'all git up to 24 characters fur yer moniker. T'aint no more spaces after dat.

_________________________________________________________


Be it Known Throughout the Heavenly Realm - The Heavenly Timekeeper Hath Started The Name Change Day Countdown Clock


_________________________________________________________
Remember, your name change requests must done at the OD thread.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 03-17-19 01:24 PM CT (US)     1746 / 2245       
Why Yamoffto, Yamoffo rolls off the tongue better

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Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 03-17-19 02:08 PM CT (US)     1747 / 2245       
Has to fit the song.

UCHUUUUUU
SENKAN
YAAAAAA
MOFFFF
TOOOO

Or
UCHUUUUUU
SENKAN
YAAAAAA
MOFFFF
OOOOOOOO

EDIT: I concede the point and have changed my request, Helper.

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[This message has been edited by Kousoku Senkan Moffgou (edited 03-17-2019 @ 02:42 PM).]

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AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 03-17-19 03:49 PM CT (US)     1748 / 2245       
Good, good, much more pleasing to the eye

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John the Late
Knight
posted 03-17-19 08:58 PM CT (US)     1749 / 2245       
You should simply change it back to "Moff". That was much more pleasing to the eye.
ax_man1
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posted 03-18-19 00:20 AM CT (US)     1750 / 2245       
Just got back from eight days in Mississippi at an SCA war. It was too damn hot and humid down there, but got to fence everyday. Only hiccups were some heat exhaustion on Monday and both of my thighs cramping up on the first step after the initial start of the final field battle on Friday. But even with the cramps, I was still the first one to reach the farthest flag from my side's starting position, even ahead of the opposing side that started closer to it.

And on Wednesday was awarded the war banner for the day after doing cool stuff that impressed the leadership. No, I'm not sleeping standing up, the photographer just caught me resisting the urge to laugh at one of their dumb jokes, and this pic just happened to be the one that best caught the banner.

And yes, Moff, that is a da Vinci tank on the banner, and yes, we had one present at the war, and yes, we took it out on the field, though instead of cannons it was loaded with archers.


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