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Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 03-28-18 03:12 AM CT (US)         






Celebrating their anniversaries:
Paper - Popeychops, with the big reveal
Aluminium - Lord Sipia, choosing the composition
Silver - Popeychops, getting into the wine
Gold - Popeychops, giving a ribald speech
Double Gold- Moff, breaking out the moonshine
500 - Moff, clearly worse for wear
800 - Moff, now absolutely hammered as he screams about Imperial Germany
Millenial - Moff, off his face muttering about lesbians in anime
1111 - Moff, chanting "We are number one!"
1337 - Moff, going for his gun
Sesquimillenial - Popeychops, still burning a flame for CarolKarine
1717 - azure skies, seeing all the family together
2000 - Moff, becoming a complete embarassment
2017 - Moff, celebrating our anniversary
2500 -





Rules:

- The Best Man's speech must be SAVAGE
- It's not an open bar
- Bonus points for taking home one of the bridesmaids
- Catching the bouquet only cool if you're part of the "hip" crowd
- Stay high up on the hierarchy of arguments
- No contraband images or <html> tags







Attendees:







The Wedding Party

- Popeychops, Hapless Husband
- RedHandedJill, Blushing Bride
- Major Helper, Bombastic Best Man
- Moff, Flustered Father-of-the-Bride
- ColdCanuck, Bombshell Bridesmaid
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Awkward Uncles

- HockeySam18, Dad-Dancer
- Blatant, Got in on the B-list
- Dead_End, Wicked Wingman
- Mr Wednesday, Taking Selfies on the Dancefloor
- John the Late, Hooking up in the Corner
- Devestator, Enjoying the Champagne
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Sullen Staff

- Leif Ericson, Cranky Chef
- Lord Sipia, Precocious Photographer
- Mithril Knight, Drunk DJ
- ax_man1, Fierce Florist
- Lurkur, Worried Waiter
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Uninvited Guests

- CarolKarine, Jilted Ex
- Vinyl, Great Guitarist
- GL252, Sneaking Bottles of Wine
- Oliver, Dancing on the Tables
- Sebastien, Chomping on the Cake
- Great Artiste, Forcing his way in
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In the Piranha Tank

- Jetkill Fastmurder
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The Piranha Tank



Previous Weddings:
Splash Splash LX: MY LITTLE (STEAMY) YURI PARTY! by Moff (03.07.17, 2531)
Splash Splash LIX: Polandball Invasion by Mithril Knight (06.12.16, 2529)
Splash Splash LVIII - Making the Town Crier great...again by ColdCanuck (04.22.16, 2504)
Splash Splash LVI - All aboard the SS ESS ESS! by John the Late (12.11.15, 2520)
Splash Splash LV - Panzer Vorwärts! by Chud (03.10.15, 2502)
Splash Splash LIV - The Christmas Truce by Popeychops (08.07.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LIII - Splashes, Please by Moff (24.04.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LII - The Revolutionary Republic by Popeychops (18.01.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LI: Anarchy! by ax_man1 (28.09.14, 2500)
Splash Splash L: The United Splashes General Assembly by Popeychops (09.07.14, 2512)
Splash Splash XLVIX: Fantastic Fantasy And All The Other Stuff That Accompanies It by Major Helper (24.03.14, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVIII: Speakeasy by trebuchet king (27.10.13, 2501)
Splash Splash XLVII - The First Splashtastic Empire by Moff (06.06.13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVI - Dead Cthulhu Awakens by ax_man1 (16.03.13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLV - The Vatican of Pope Popeychops I by Popeychops (01.01.13, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIV: The Year That Never Should Have Been by CarolKarine 31.12.12*, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIII - The Dark Side Of The Splash by Felix36 (31.07.12, 2502)
Splash Splash XLII: Aperture Science by TitanKing (10.05.12, 2529)
Splash Splash XLI: The Splashclear Wasteland by Other White Meat (24.02.12, 2573)
Splash Splash XL: Splashplotation! by Lord Basse (28.11.11, 2541)
Splash Splash XXXIX - The Gentlemen's Banquet by Turty (22.07.11, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXVIII - The Spamish Inquisition by Lord Basse (17.02.11, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVII - AoKH Gazette Times Weekly by morgoth bauglir (26.07.10, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVI -- Ultra Hip Old School Edition by Aro (20.07.08, 1900)
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud (22.02.08, 2501)
Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu (25.10.07, 2542)
Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk (30.08.07, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse (02.08.07, 2511)
Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily (20.05.07, 2557)
Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea (03.03.07, 2523)
Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud (01.01.07, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre (20.11.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over byThunder77 (20.09.06, 2500)
Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav (31.07.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver (06.06.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet (02.05.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea (12.04.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight (24.03.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood (06.03.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe (02.01.06, 2501)
Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo (12.10.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2 (07.08.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW (28.06.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by trebuchet king (22.04.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood (27.01.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy (14.12.04, 2502)
Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo (14.11.04, 2500)
Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish II (27.09.04, 2501)
Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1 (28.08.04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight (17.08.04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe (08.07.04, 2502)
Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good (19.05.04, 2500)
Splash Splash VII - The Coma Continues by Darkmaster (29.03.04, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100 (08.02.04, 2500)
Splash Splash V: Resuscitated by nav (05.01.04, 2500)
Rattle, Rattle by Adder (19.11.03, 2500)
Splash, Splash IV: The Legacy Continues by Tonto Simfish (03.09.03, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100 (23.06.03, 2500)
The New splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (17.10.2002 / 17.10.2008, 23613)
splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (?.?.01, 4823)
chirp chirp by dedkrikit (08.05.01, 2533)
Mooooooooo by cow_gone_mad (20.03.01, 7683)

*XLIV is the shortest mission on record, launching, orbiting and re-entering in just 28 hours and 17 minutes.


Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile

[This message has been edited by Popeychops (edited 07-10-2019 @ 03:52 PM).]

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ax_man1
Squire
posted 06-14-18 00:12 AM CT (US)     501 / 2243       
No comments about the racoon that scaled a skyscraper in St Paul?

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 06-14-18 02:58 AM CT (US)     502 / 2243       
What a ledge

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-14-18 07:42 AM CT (US)     503 / 2243       
Two posts in nineteen hours? Lazy imotous.

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"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 06-14-18 07:43 AM CT (US)     504 / 2243       
harder

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 06-14-18 07:47 AM CT (US)     505 / 2243       
(For context, I was asked to post harder.)

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 06-14-18 07:48 AM CT (US)     506 / 2243       
(So that's what I'll do.)

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 06-14-18 07:52 AM CT (US)     507 / 2243       
Work it

Make it

Do it

Makes us

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 06-14-18 08:18 AM CT (US)     508 / 2243       
And I would make 500 posts

And I would make 500 more

Just to be the guy who posted 1000 times

To find out we need 1000 more

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-14-18 08:41 AM CT (US)     509 / 2243       
DA DA DA
(Da da da!)
DA DA DA
(Da da da!)
Da da da nan da la dun da la dun da na la la la

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-14-18 08:43 AM CT (US)     510 / 2243       
And I would post 500 Pones
And I would post 500 more
Just tae be the man who posts
A thousand pones to fall down at your door

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology

[This message has been edited by Kousoku Senkan Moffgou (edited 06-14-2018 @ 08:45 AM).]

Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-14-18 08:46 AM CT (US)     511 / 2243       

Double plus ungood.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 06-14-18 09:00 AM CT (US)     512 / 2243       

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 06-14-18 09:02 AM CT (US)     513 / 2243       
Fun fact: I actually used the "Pissa our noodles" exchange between Popey and John during a Communication Skills presentation on the differences between British and American English, to show that you can't just assume that's how it works in every situation.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 06-14-18 10:48 AM CT (US)     514 / 2243       
Haha, that's awesome

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Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 06-14-18 11:19 AM CT (US)     515 / 2243       
The teacher liked it. Using a bit of humor is a great way to get a point to stick to memory.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-14-18 04:48 PM CT (US)     516 / 2243       
Eeeeeeeeeeexcellent. More dank TC maymays need to infiltrate the brains of the normies.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-14-18 05:04 PM CT (US)     517 / 2243       

The most useful engine.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 06-14-18 07:38 PM CT (US)     518 / 2243       
I loved that one. John has a particular kind of wit.

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 06-15-18 02:09 AM CT (US)     519 / 2243       


Dracula_irl

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-15-18 09:21 AM CT (US)     520 / 2243       
Sippy, everyone misses the quote from your sig now.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-15-18 02:49 PM CT (US)     521 / 2243       

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology

[This message has been edited by Kousoku Senkan Moffgou (edited 06-15-2018 @ 02:50 PM).]

Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 06-15-18 02:54 PM CT (US)     522 / 2243       
To be fair, the options were "Give up New Amsterdam and get Surinam and a nutmeg island in North Maluku in return" or "Give up New Amsterdam, period".

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-15-18 02:58 PM CT (US)     523 / 2243       
Psssh. A bunch of angry drunk farmers who didn't want to pay a 2% tax drove the redcoats off. You guys totally could've done it!

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 06-15-18 03:14 PM CT (US)     524 / 2243       
We actually did briefly during the Third Anglo-Dutch war and re-renamed it New Orange. Then we gave it up again in the Treaty of Westminster.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-15-18 03:27 PM CT (US)     525 / 2243       
WELL WHADJA GO AND DO A SILLY THING LIKE THAT FOR

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
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