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Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 03-28-18 03:12 AM CT (US)         






Celebrating their anniversaries:
Paper - Popeychops, with the big reveal
Aluminium - Lord Sipia, choosing the composition
Silver - Popeychops, getting into the wine
Gold - Popeychops, giving a ribald speech
Double Gold- Moff, breaking out the moonshine
500 - Moff, clearly worse for wear
800 - Moff, now absolutely hammered as he screams about Imperial Germany
Millenial - Moff, off his face muttering about lesbians in anime
1111 - Moff, chanting "We are number one!"
1337 - Moff, going for his gun
Sesquimillenial - Popeychops, still burning a flame for CarolKarine
1717 - azure skies, seeing all the family together
2000 - Moff, becoming a complete embarassment
2017 - Moff, celebrating our anniversary
2500 -





Rules:

- The Best Man's speech must be SAVAGE
- It's not an open bar
- Bonus points for taking home one of the bridesmaids
- Catching the bouquet only cool if you're part of the "hip" crowd
- Stay high up on the hierarchy of arguments
- No contraband images or <html> tags







Attendees:







The Wedding Party

- Popeychops, Hapless Husband
- RedHandedJill, Blushing Bride
- Major Helper, Bombastic Best Man
- Moff, Flustered Father-of-the-Bride
- ColdCanuck, Bombshell Bridesmaid
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Awkward Uncles

- HockeySam18, Dad-Dancer
- Blatant, Got in on the B-list
- Dead_End, Wicked Wingman
- Mr Wednesday, Taking Selfies on the Dancefloor
- John the Late, Hooking up in the Corner
- Devestator, Enjoying the Champagne
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Sullen Staff

- Leif Ericson, Cranky Chef
- Lord Sipia, Precocious Photographer
- Mithril Knight, Drunk DJ
- ax_man1, Fierce Florist
- Lurkur, Worried Waiter
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Uninvited Guests

- CarolKarine, Jilted Ex
- Vinyl, Great Guitarist
- GL252, Sneaking Bottles of Wine
- Oliver, Dancing on the Tables
- Sebastien, Chomping on the Cake
- Great Artiste, Forcing his way in
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In the Piranha Tank

- Jetkill Fastmurder
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The Piranha Tank



Previous Weddings:
Splash Splash LX: MY LITTLE (STEAMY) YURI PARTY! by Moff (03.07.17, 2531)
Splash Splash LIX: Polandball Invasion by Mithril Knight (06.12.16, 2529)
Splash Splash LVIII - Making the Town Crier great...again by ColdCanuck (04.22.16, 2504)
Splash Splash LVI - All aboard the SS ESS ESS! by John the Late (12.11.15, 2520)
Splash Splash LV - Panzer Vorwärts! by Chud (03.10.15, 2502)
Splash Splash LIV - The Christmas Truce by Popeychops (08.07.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LIII - Splashes, Please by Moff (24.04.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LII - The Revolutionary Republic by Popeychops (18.01.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LI: Anarchy! by ax_man1 (28.09.14, 2500)
Splash Splash L: The United Splashes General Assembly by Popeychops (09.07.14, 2512)
Splash Splash XLVIX: Fantastic Fantasy And All The Other Stuff That Accompanies It by Major Helper (24.03.14, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVIII: Speakeasy by trebuchet king (27.10.13, 2501)
Splash Splash XLVII - The First Splashtastic Empire by Moff (06.06.13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVI - Dead Cthulhu Awakens by ax_man1 (16.03.13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLV - The Vatican of Pope Popeychops I by Popeychops (01.01.13, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIV: The Year That Never Should Have Been by CarolKarine 31.12.12*, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIII - The Dark Side Of The Splash by Felix36 (31.07.12, 2502)
Splash Splash XLII: Aperture Science by TitanKing (10.05.12, 2529)
Splash Splash XLI: The Splashclear Wasteland by Other White Meat (24.02.12, 2573)
Splash Splash XL: Splashplotation! by Lord Basse (28.11.11, 2541)
Splash Splash XXXIX - The Gentlemen's Banquet by Turty (22.07.11, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXVIII - The Spamish Inquisition by Lord Basse (17.02.11, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVII - AoKH Gazette Times Weekly by morgoth bauglir (26.07.10, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVI -- Ultra Hip Old School Edition by Aro (20.07.08, 1900)
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud (22.02.08, 2501)
Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu (25.10.07, 2542)
Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk (30.08.07, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse (02.08.07, 2511)
Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily (20.05.07, 2557)
Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea (03.03.07, 2523)
Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud (01.01.07, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre (20.11.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over byThunder77 (20.09.06, 2500)
Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav (31.07.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver (06.06.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet (02.05.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea (12.04.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight (24.03.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood (06.03.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe (02.01.06, 2501)
Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo (12.10.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2 (07.08.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW (28.06.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by trebuchet king (22.04.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood (27.01.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy (14.12.04, 2502)
Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo (14.11.04, 2500)
Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish II (27.09.04, 2501)
Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1 (28.08.04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight (17.08.04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe (08.07.04, 2502)
Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good (19.05.04, 2500)
Splash Splash VII - The Coma Continues by Darkmaster (29.03.04, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100 (08.02.04, 2500)
Splash Splash V: Resuscitated by nav (05.01.04, 2500)
Rattle, Rattle by Adder (19.11.03, 2500)
Splash, Splash IV: The Legacy Continues by Tonto Simfish (03.09.03, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100 (23.06.03, 2500)
The New splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (17.10.2002 / 17.10.2008, 23613)
splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (?.?.01, 4823)
chirp chirp by dedkrikit (08.05.01, 2533)
Mooooooooo by cow_gone_mad (20.03.01, 7683)

*XLIV is the shortest mission on record, launching, orbiting and re-entering in just 28 hours and 17 minutes.


Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile

[This message has been edited by Popeychops (edited 07-10-2019 @ 03:52 PM).]

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Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 06-16-18 11:33 AM CT (US)     526 / 2245       
Sippy, why is your new sig devoid of all the good things it used to contain?

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 06-16-18 11:36 AM CT (US)     527 / 2245       
I felt it was time for something fresh and new... Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find anything as good to replace it with, so that's why it's still this ugly mistake you see now.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-16-18 11:43 AM CT (US)     528 / 2245       
So you give up New York, you give up pissy noodles...

Y U SILLY PONYHORSES, NETHERLANDS. And on this day, of all days...

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology

[This message has been edited by Kousoku Senkan Moffgou (edited 06-16-2018 @ 11:46 AM).]

Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 06-16-18 01:11 PM CT (US)     529 / 2245       
And on this day, of all days...
Nyeh? Anything special going on today?

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-16-18 01:21 PM CT (US)     530 / 2245       
Is... is anything special going on today. It's June 16!

A very special day indeed, in both 1930 AND 1932!

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 06-16-18 01:25 PM CT (US)     531 / 2245       
...Still not getting it.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-16-18 01:25 PM CT (US)     532 / 2245       
Today was the launch day for Sovietball Girl! (Don't worry, I won't post it. Refer back to Post 2401 of Steamy Yuri Party. And, of course, her political pupil...

The launch day for Popeboat!

*headpats Popey*

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology

[This message has been edited by Kousoku Senkan Moffgou (edited 06-16-2018 @ 01:31 PM).]

Mithril Knight
Squire
posted 06-17-18 12:39 PM CT (US)     533 / 2245       
Mexico beat Germany!

►►►►Mithril Knight◄◄◄◄
My Works
¡Viva México!
My Coat of Arms
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-17-18 05:19 PM CT (US)     534 / 2245       
That'll teach them to send the Zimmermann telegram!

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-17-18 08:09 PM CT (US)     535 / 2245       
I just realized we need a Columbo theme.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Neochud
Squire
(id: Taichud)
posted 06-17-18 08:14 PM CT (US)     536 / 2245       
I just talked to a holocaust denier and lost a myriad of brain cells.

Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-17-18 08:21 PM CT (US)     537 / 2245       
...I mean... why did you keep talking after the first denial?

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 06-18-18 10:59 AM CT (US)     538 / 2245       
It's interesting to see how the minds of these people work. Some of them can simultaneously hold the position that the holocaust didn't happen, while also arguing that they need to "finish the job". Some people just cannot be reasoned with, even in their own minds. >_>

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-18-18 11:11 AM CT (US)     539 / 2245       
That's why you reason with them with a .30-06 or British 7.7mm. In the head.

It's the best cure for Nazism.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)
posted 06-18-18 07:06 PM CT (US)     540 / 2245       
"You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into."

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
ax_man1
Squire
posted 06-18-18 09:30 PM CT (US)     541 / 2245       
That's why you reason with them with a .30-06 or British 7.7mm. In the head.

It's the best cure for Nazism.
Only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-18-18 09:59 PM CT (US)     542 / 2245       
More importantly, these Nazis are keeping us from dealing with the more numerous but less individually-dangerous commies.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
ax_man1
Squire
posted 06-18-18 11:05 PM CT (US)     543 / 2245       
I'm more concerned that our government's majority party actively approves of Putin.

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 06-19-18 02:25 AM CT (US)     544 / 2245       
Alright, if anyone wants to respond to what Ax said, I suggest they do so in the polly ticks thread.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 06-19-18 03:59 AM CT (US)     545 / 2245       
So, who else was shocked by England winning a match at the world cup?

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-19-18 09:28 AM CT (US)     546 / 2245       
The world. And all of the Brits who didn't give a toss about football but suddenly have always been life-long fans.

They have so much trivia to bone up on.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-19-18 12:24 PM CT (US)     547 / 2245       

Clancy Brown in French is wrong.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Neochud
Squire
(id: Taichud)
posted 06-19-18 02:06 PM CT (US)     548 / 2245       
I was quite happy with Japan's win against Colombia. Of course, it should be expected following that 2-minute red card but it's still nice that Japan beat the strongest or at least 2nd strongest team in their group.

The Great Artiste
Serial No. 44-27353
(id: Great_Artiste)
posted 06-19-18 02:36 PM CT (US)     549 / 2245       
Slovenian Referee ^^

Co-creator and leader of Monsoon Studios

You are kneeling with your tongue out? What exactly do you think is going to happen here? - Matt

A drush is not a knockout punch; it is the first punch in a combo - Barbarossa
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-19-18 06:59 PM CT (US)     550 / 2245       

#Space

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
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