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Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 03-28-18 03:12 AM CT (US)         






Celebrating their anniversaries:
Paper - Popeychops, with the big reveal
Aluminium - Lord Sipia, choosing the composition
Silver - Popeychops, getting into the wine
Gold - Popeychops, giving a ribald speech
Double Gold- Moff, breaking out the moonshine
500 - Moff, clearly worse for wear
800 - Moff, now absolutely hammered as he screams about Imperial Germany
Millenial - Moff, off his face muttering about lesbians in anime
1111 - Moff, chanting "We are number one!"
1337 - Moff, going for his gun
Sesquimillenial - Popeychops, still burning a flame for CarolKarine
1717 - azure skies, seeing all the family together
2000 - Moff, becoming a complete embarassment
2017 - Moff, celebrating our anniversary
2500 -





Rules:

- The Best Man's speech must be SAVAGE
- It's not an open bar
- Bonus points for taking home one of the bridesmaids
- Catching the bouquet only cool if you're part of the "hip" crowd
- Stay high up on the hierarchy of arguments
- No contraband images or <html> tags







Attendees:







The Wedding Party

- Popeychops, Hapless Husband
- RedHandedJill, Blushing Bride
- Major Helper, Bombastic Best Man
- Moff, Flustered Father-of-the-Bride
- ColdCanuck, Bombshell Bridesmaid
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Awkward Uncles

- HockeySam18, Dad-Dancer
- Blatant, Got in on the B-list
- Dead_End, Wicked Wingman
- Mr Wednesday, Taking Selfies on the Dancefloor
- John the Late, Hooking up in the Corner
- Devestator, Enjoying the Champagne
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Sullen Staff

- Leif Ericson, Cranky Chef
- Lord Sipia, Precocious Photographer
- Mithril Knight, Drunk DJ
- ax_man1, Fierce Florist
- Lurkur, Worried Waiter
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Uninvited Guests

- CarolKarine, Jilted Ex
- Vinyl, Great Guitarist
- GL252, Sneaking Bottles of Wine
- Oliver, Dancing on the Tables
- Sebastien, Chomping on the Cake
- Great Artiste, Forcing his way in
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In the Piranha Tank

- Jetkill Fastmurder
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The Piranha Tank



Previous Weddings:
Splash Splash LX: MY LITTLE (STEAMY) YURI PARTY! by Moff (03.07.17, 2531)
Splash Splash LIX: Polandball Invasion by Mithril Knight (06.12.16, 2529)
Splash Splash LVIII - Making the Town Crier great...again by ColdCanuck (04.22.16, 2504)
Splash Splash LVI - All aboard the SS ESS ESS! by John the Late (12.11.15, 2520)
Splash Splash LV - Panzer Vorwärts! by Chud (03.10.15, 2502)
Splash Splash LIV - The Christmas Truce by Popeychops (08.07.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LIII - Splashes, Please by Moff (24.04.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LII - The Revolutionary Republic by Popeychops (18.01.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LI: Anarchy! by ax_man1 (28.09.14, 2500)
Splash Splash L: The United Splashes General Assembly by Popeychops (09.07.14, 2512)
Splash Splash XLVIX: Fantastic Fantasy And All The Other Stuff That Accompanies It by Major Helper (24.03.14, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVIII: Speakeasy by trebuchet king (27.10.13, 2501)
Splash Splash XLVII - The First Splashtastic Empire by Moff (06.06.13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVI - Dead Cthulhu Awakens by ax_man1 (16.03.13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLV - The Vatican of Pope Popeychops I by Popeychops (01.01.13, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIV: The Year That Never Should Have Been by CarolKarine 31.12.12*, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIII - The Dark Side Of The Splash by Felix36 (31.07.12, 2502)
Splash Splash XLII: Aperture Science by TitanKing (10.05.12, 2529)
Splash Splash XLI: The Splashclear Wasteland by Other White Meat (24.02.12, 2573)
Splash Splash XL: Splashplotation! by Lord Basse (28.11.11, 2541)
Splash Splash XXXIX - The Gentlemen's Banquet by Turty (22.07.11, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXVIII - The Spamish Inquisition by Lord Basse (17.02.11, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVII - AoKH Gazette Times Weekly by morgoth bauglir (26.07.10, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVI -- Ultra Hip Old School Edition by Aro (20.07.08, 1900)
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud (22.02.08, 2501)
Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu (25.10.07, 2542)
Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk (30.08.07, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse (02.08.07, 2511)
Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily (20.05.07, 2557)
Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea (03.03.07, 2523)
Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud (01.01.07, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre (20.11.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over byThunder77 (20.09.06, 2500)
Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav (31.07.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver (06.06.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet (02.05.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea (12.04.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight (24.03.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood (06.03.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe (02.01.06, 2501)
Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo (12.10.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2 (07.08.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW (28.06.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by trebuchet king (22.04.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood (27.01.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy (14.12.04, 2502)
Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo (14.11.04, 2500)
Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish II (27.09.04, 2501)
Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1 (28.08.04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight (17.08.04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe (08.07.04, 2502)
Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good (19.05.04, 2500)
Splash Splash VII - The Coma Continues by Darkmaster (29.03.04, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100 (08.02.04, 2500)
Splash Splash V: Resuscitated by nav (05.01.04, 2500)
Rattle, Rattle by Adder (19.11.03, 2500)
Splash, Splash IV: The Legacy Continues by Tonto Simfish (03.09.03, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100 (23.06.03, 2500)
The New splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (17.10.2002 / 17.10.2008, 23613)
splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (?.?.01, 4823)
chirp chirp by dedkrikit (08.05.01, 2533)
Mooooooooo by cow_gone_mad (20.03.01, 7683)

*XLIV is the shortest mission on record, launching, orbiting and re-entering in just 28 hours and 17 minutes.


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Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile

[This message has been edited by Popeychops (edited 07-10-2019 @ 03:52 PM).]

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Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 07-15-18 08:52 PM CT (US)     751 / 2291       
Probably a hundred years or so?

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"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Lilthbehr
Squire
(id: Lildbehr)
posted 07-16-18 00:57 AM CT (US)     752 / 2291       
I wonder when will the British weather finish its vacation in the middle of the desert. We've had cloudy weather for almost two weeks now.
Haven't seen a cloud in two months. +30°C (+86°F) and above almost every day. All the the oak and birch trees are yellow here. Only good thing about it is that it's around +25 in the lakes close to me.

AN EVIL TONGUE IS A MAN'S BANE.
(The above poster is right, did you know that?)
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Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 07-16-18 01:13 AM CT (US)     753 / 2291       
It's so hot. It's like London has become the oven when you open it

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 07-16-18 04:27 AM CT (US)     754 / 2291       
Yeah, I'd like our clouds back now, thank you. Dunno why sunny = good weather is such a common conception, it burns my flesh it makes everything so stuffy and sweaty. >_>

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
The Great Artiste
Serial No. 44-27353
(id: Great_Artiste)
posted 07-16-18 04:55 AM CT (US)     755 / 2291       
There were 2 days in 2018 where it didn't rain here. 2 days...

Co-creator and leader of Monsoon Studios

You are kneeling with your tongue out? What exactly do you think is going to happen here? - Matt

A drush is not a knockout punch; it is the first punch in a combo - Barbarossa
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 07-16-18 05:41 AM CT (US)     756 / 2291       
Where abouts is 'here'?

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
The Great Artiste
Serial No. 44-27353
(id: Great_Artiste)
posted 07-16-18 05:49 AM CT (US)     757 / 2291       
Slovenia, next to your arch-enemy

Co-creator and leader of Monsoon Studios

You are kneeling with your tongue out? What exactly do you think is going to happen here? - Matt

A drush is not a knockout punch; it is the first punch in a combo - Barbarossa

[This message has been edited by Great_Artiste (edited 07-16-2018 @ 05:49 AM).]

Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 07-16-18 05:51 AM CT (US)     758 / 2291       
It's too hot in Finland at the moment


Cause:


Effect:



Yes, that's an inflatable pool in my tiny bathroom It was nice while it lasted, but honestly it's too cramped and inconvenient so I'm making do with occasional ACing and a spritz bottle. Don't really want to have the AC on constantly as my neck starts hurting and my throat dries out.

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Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 07-16-18 07:13 AM CT (US)     759 / 2291       
Yeah... we lost power at the hottest part of the day yesterday.

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 07-16-18 07:33 AM CT (US)     760 / 2291       
Slovenia, next to your arch-enemy
Slovenia is next to Manchester?

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
The Great Artiste
Serial No. 44-27353
(id: Great_Artiste)
posted 07-16-18 07:45 AM CT (US)     761 / 2291       
Depends on how close/far you consider something is to be "next to something"

Co-creator and leader of Monsoon Studios

You are kneeling with your tongue out? What exactly do you think is going to happen here? - Matt

A drush is not a knockout punch; it is the first punch in a combo - Barbarossa
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 07-16-18 08:31 AM CT (US)     762 / 2291       
I thought you were all neighbors!

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
The Great Artiste
Serial No. 44-27353
(id: Great_Artiste)
posted 07-16-18 08:37 AM CT (US)     763 / 2291       
Moff neighbour too <3

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You are kneeling with your tongue out? What exactly do you think is going to happen here? - Matt

A drush is not a knockout punch; it is the first punch in a combo - Barbarossa
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 07-16-18 10:11 AM CT (US)     764 / 2291       
Uguu... you're making your onii-chan blush.

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
The Great Artiste
Serial No. 44-27353
(id: Great_Artiste)
posted 07-16-18 10:31 AM CT (US)     765 / 2291       
First I make you blush, then I make you sweat...


...

Co-creator and leader of Monsoon Studios

You are kneeling with your tongue out? What exactly do you think is going to happen here? - Matt

A drush is not a knockout punch; it is the first punch in a combo - Barbarossa
Neochud
Squire
(id: Taichud)
posted 07-16-18 04:30 PM CT (US)     766 / 2291       
So I made it to Bogotá in Colombia, and now I'm going to live here for a year. I left the UK for the Equator, only to discover that up here on the plateau it rains ten times as much as it does in good old England.

Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 07-16-18 05:18 PM CT (US)     767 / 2291       
Huh, an adventurous spirit. What all will you be doing in the coming year, then?

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Neochud
Squire
(id: Taichud)
posted 07-16-18 05:26 PM CT (US)     768 / 2291       
Hopefully studying Colombian law and barely scraping exams with my poor Spanish, enjoying the cheap life, hiking mountains and jungles, mixing with the locals etc.

Hopefully not getting robbed/kidnapped/shot and being dumped in a ditch.

EDIT: By the way, you're doing American Studies right? Any plans to visit the United States any time?

[This message has been edited by Sinochud (edited 07-16-2018 @ 05:27 PM).]

Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 07-17-18 02:21 AM CT (US)     769 / 2291       
EDIT: By the way, you're doing American Studies right? Any plans to visit the United States any time?
Aye. I hope to visit the New England area this time next year with my family. (I say "hope" because traveling to the US is somewhat expensive no matter what you do and we don't exactly have a lot of income to work with. It'll be a struggle fitting it into the budget. How do y'all do it?) I've also heard rumors that the study association is planning a trip sometime during the coming school year, but there's no known details on that front yet.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Lilthbehr
Squire
(id: Lildbehr)
posted 07-17-18 09:14 AM CT (US)     770 / 2291       
Hopefully not getting robbed/kidnapped/shot and being dumped in a ditch.
Stay away from people offering you white powder in a bag as well.
It'll be a struggle fitting it into the budget. How do y'all do it?
I work eight (nine if you include lunch break) hours a day. And don't waste it on things I don't really need.
Buy new car? Nope the old one still works. Buy new cellphone? Nope, cause Nokia built this one like a brick. Buy new clothes? Nope, I can make my own...

AN EVIL TONGUE IS A MAN'S BANE.
(The above poster is right, did you know that?)
Proud associate of Monsoon Studios

[This message has been edited by Lilthbehr (edited 07-17-2018 @ 09:15 AM).]

The Great Artiste
Serial No. 44-27353
(id: Great_Artiste)
posted 07-17-18 09:42 AM CT (US)     771 / 2291       
Buy new car? Nope the old one still works. Buy new cellphone? Nope, cause Nokia built this one like a brick. Buy new clothes? Nope, I can make my own...
Maybe Discovery or History channel may be interested in making a series out of your lifestyle?

Co-creator and leader of Monsoon Studios

You are kneeling with your tongue out? What exactly do you think is going to happen here? - Matt

A drush is not a knockout punch; it is the first punch in a combo - Barbarossa
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 07-17-18 11:22 AM CT (US)     772 / 2291       
He's not an alien or pawnshop, so there goes History.

New RPG Coming Soon | Purveyor of the Poi | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
ax_man1
Squire
posted 07-17-18 08:30 PM CT (US)     773 / 2291       
Ugh, what happened to TCL, History Channel, and Discovery Channel is a travesty.

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
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Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 07-17-18 08:55 PM CT (US)     774 / 2291       
And SciFi...

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
ax_man1
Squire
posted 07-17-18 09:21 PM CT (US)     775 / 2291       
Haven't watched SciFi in over a decade, what happened to it?

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
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