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HockeySam18
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posted 12-21-19 05:49 PM CT (US)         







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[This message has been edited by HockeySam18 (edited 05-28-2020 @ 03:39 AM).]

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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-17-20 08:47 AM CT (US)     326 / 693       
Clank sounds like tank clop.

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Mithril Knight
Squire
posted 04-17-20 10:30 AM CT (US)     327 / 693       
I sometimes wish I did not understand Moff's lingo.

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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-17-20 10:43 AM CT (US)     328 / 693       
*boats the next poster with a pope*

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Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 04-17-20 11:57 AM CT (US)     329 / 693       
BEHOLD, I AM BECOME A SACRED VESSEL!

*gets pope boated by Moff*

This... This isn't what I had in mind.

(I have no idea what Moff was going for but this is what came to mind )

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Eurotool
Hero
posted 04-17-20 12:23 PM CT (US)     330 / 693       
Moff's tank school was the best playthrough I've ever seen

𝓎𝑒𝓈, 𝒾 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓅𝑒
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-17-20 01:17 PM CT (US)     331 / 693       
You did well, Sendai-san.

Much yasen for you UwU

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Eurotool
Hero
posted 04-18-20 06:31 PM CT (US)     332 / 693       
Those are some words even Google can't help me with.




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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-18-20 06:50 PM CT (US)     333 / 693       
Excellent. *throws a hand grenade into the dreams of the next poster*

This new app is great!

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vainsten
Squire
posted 04-18-20 07:14 PM CT (US)     334 / 693       
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-18-20 07:29 PM CT (US)     335 / 693       
Oh no...

A FURRY!

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vainsten
Squire
posted 04-18-20 07:36 PM CT (US)     336 / 693       
And you will know the true terror of waking the tiger.

*pulls pin and throws grenade back*

Next time you want to blow me up, aim for me directly, you deleterious soapcan.

AND PULL THE FREAKING PIN NEXT TIME!

Honestly, do I have to do everything around here....

[This message has been edited by vainsten (edited 04-18-2020 @ 07:37 PM).]

Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-18-20 07:40 PM CT (US)     337 / 693       
Soapcan? That's a name I've not heard in a long time...

A long time. But I guess one could have a terrier as a fursona.

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vainsten
Squire
posted 04-18-20 07:49 PM CT (US)     338 / 693       
Someone told me of a person named soapcan around here, but no one's seen him in a while. He said he was dead.

[This message has been edited by vainsten (edited 04-18-2020 @ 07:50 PM).]

Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-18-20 08:16 PM CT (US)     339 / 693       
But the real question is... which boat shall we turn you into?

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vainsten
Squire
posted 04-18-20 08:39 PM CT (US)     340 / 693       
...Izzy Gomez.

Dammit Soapcan, that was two Star Wars references back to back! You were supposed to take the bait! Now you broke the chain....
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-18-20 09:45 PM CT (US)     341 / 693       
Nah, gotta be Season One canon.

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vainsten
Squire
posted 04-18-20 09:54 PM CT (US)     342 / 693       
It IS!



...Ugh, now I've got a headache. I'm going to bed. I'd better not be woken up by a grenade flying into my dream again.
Mithril Knight
Squire
posted 04-18-20 11:26 PM CT (US)     343 / 693       
Why am I getting the feeling that I've seen this kind of conversation before?

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Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 04-19-20 00:03 AM CT (US)     344 / 693       
Because they're both insane.

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
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["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
vainsten
Squire
posted 04-19-20 08:44 AM CT (US)     345 / 693       
I can accept that.
Eurotool
Hero
posted 04-19-20 03:10 PM CT (US)     346 / 693       

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vainsten
Squire
posted 04-19-20 03:55 PM CT (US)     347 / 693       
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-19-20 04:53 PM CT (US)     348 / 693       
"Autistic" jokes are not funny, mate. There's edge, and then there's douchebaggery.

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vainsten
Squire
posted 04-19-20 05:15 PM CT (US)     349 / 693       
Honestly, I was half-tempted to rip him a new one for trying to label me, but decided instead to respond the best way I could:

By posting a dank meme of my own.
Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 04-19-20 05:45 PM CT (US)     350 / 693       
Why's there the slightest cut in the gif when Indy shoots the sabre fella ? It bothers me!

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